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Thx fer the marbles Tex.
You gals are lucky. The second I start posting about waving my wand around the cops will show up & take my profile to the gulag. (Not that FishingMan ever waved his wand at anybody in the first place.) 
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Well, that's weird.
My last post shows up if I try to re-post it but not if I just try to see the end of the thread. |
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I'm here cuz I forgot my car keys in my other jacket
OMG.. Coot broke the forum 
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annnndddd.. we lost page 21.. OMG what HAVE you done Coot
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got my wand workin agin
 POOF 
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got my wand workin agin POOF
Goood, now hop the border and get mine werkin' agin. 
See, this is what happens if you give an OldCoot an inch. Next he wants the whole dayum ruler. 
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Edited by
Zee
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Sun 02/08/26 06:11 AM
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Goood, now hop the border and get mine werkin' agin.
like I'd navigate all that road ice |
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Goood, now hop the border and get mine werkin' agin.
like I'd navigate all that road ice I have about 30 comebacks for this and everyone of them would end with me hated across the board and dayumed to burn in hail for eternity. |
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glad ya kept'em to yerself ya ol'coot!
I'm here cuz SOMEone forgot ta close the front door and the animals escaped the looney bin 
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Edited by
OldCoot
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Tue 02/10/26 08:13 AM
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glad ya kept'em to yerself ya ol'coot!
I'm here cuz SOMEone forgot ta close the front door and the animals escaped the looney bin
SOMEone? You already confessed to leaving yer keys in yer other jacket. No way you get to blame SOMEone else for not locking the door. You ain't the only one that's willing to hold power to account. Now BURN feet, BURN, while I hold herz to the fire. 
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SOMEone? You already confessed to leaving yer keys in yer other jacket. No way you get to blame SOMEone else for not locking the door. You ain't the only one that's willing to hold power to account. Now BURN feet, BURN, while I hold herz to the fire.
HA.. Like I'd confess to you ya ol'coot! I may have left ma keys in my other jacket but I DID close the dang door.. someone ELSE left it a-jar so THERE
thou dost protest too much'n pointith the digit too quickly methinks |
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To find my soulmate
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Thx fer the marbles Tex.
You gals are lucky. The second I start posting about waving my wand around the cops will show up & take my profile to the gulag. (Not that FishingMan ever waved his wand at anybody in the first place.)  yes we are indeed lucky |
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 I'm here cuz someone locked me in last night and I had to sleep on the couch in the pub
mind you.. breaky tastes so much better when someone else makes it
oh wait.. that was the dream I had last night
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Hello ,can we get to know each other?
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Edited by
OldCoot
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Wed 02/11/26 08:26 AM
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Hello ,can we get to know each other? Sure. Post yer; Name Address Phone number(s) eMail address & password Bank routing & account numbers Place of employment & work photo ID Gummint ID with photo Mother's & Father's 1st names Favorite pet's name The secret you've never told ANYONE before Nudes of past boyfriends/girlfriends After uploading, the Central Party Admissions Committee will review your information & decide how much we like you & if you will be invited to join.
In case you thought I was serious, DO NOT really do that stuff. |
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 no chit sherlock..
problem is.. some may THINK you were serious
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Edited by
OldCoot
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Wed 02/11/26 02:53 PM
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no chit sherlock..
problem is.. some may THINK you were serious
Hence the high-alert RED text. Trust me, after that 2-hour conversation I read back to you, I KNOW there are people on here clueless enough to actually follow through with that. |
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sadly.. that's all too true..
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I'm not here.. I'm simply a figment of your imagination
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