Two men, and a trooper
Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the Head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas , son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas , you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The Trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his License back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps On the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper Smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. Because I know your type." the trooper says, "Two miles down the road You're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that as*hole would've tried that sh*t with me'


Happy New Year Everyone

Come back safely
Cooly

I live in Texas, Trust me

Yep, so do I. Near Austin in fact. I know how the cops are haha. My brother has a lead foot.

I drive bout 200 miles a nite at work
Glad I'm changing jobs this week
Don't need any more lumps

lmao !

are you a truck driver or something cooly?

that was funny. Thanks i needed the laught 2nite

god i hate driving in texas........

Private Contract for a home delivery company
These roads are so curvy and the moon gets so brite
I need moon glasses, I have to put down my visor at nite

Cooly

Cooly,Thats funny(moon glasses)

oh cool...moon glasses haha

Thanks I needed that!

I have never seen a moon so brite
It's beautiful but blinding
I Also get to see shotting stars, meteor showers
And the most incredible sunrises
Cooly