Lord after building the bridge save the man from her......
Ahhh men

NICE

Hi Robin missed ya bff

was at a restaurant waiting for my order at the counter when a delivery guy started talking to me. He said his job as a delivery driver isn't easy... you can smell the food, but you can't eat it.
I said, "Me too." He asked, "Are you a food delivery driver too?" I said, "No, I'm a gynecologist

"Father, I have a problem," a woman says. "I have two female parrots, Lola and Daisy, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest asks.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" says the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring them to my house. I have two male parrots, Benedict and Peter. I've taught them to pray with rosary beads and read the Bible. Maybe they'll set a good example."
The next day, the woman brings Lola and Daisy over. She places them in the cage with Benedict and Pete, who are quietly praying.
Within seconds, Lola and Daisy chirp: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"
Benedict slowly looks over at Pete and says…
"Put the beads away, Pete… our prayers have been answered!" 🤣

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A man poked his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long until I can get a haircut?"
Glancing at the full shop, the barber replied, "Around 2 hours." The man left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

Husband to his wife: "Today is a fine day."
The next day, he said the same thing: "Today is a fine day."
Day after day, same words. Same cheerful tone.
Finally, after a week, the wife snapped.
"Enough! Every single day you say the same thing! 'Today is a fine day.' What is wrong with you?!"
The husband smiled calmly and replied:
"Last week, during our argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I'm just trying to remind you... in case today is the day."

Teacher: Johnny why are you down today?
Little Johnny: “Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station.”
Teacher: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, dear. Do you want to go home?”
Little Johnny: “Yes, please.”
After Johnny has left the classroom, the teacher asks his classmates.
Teacher: “Why is Johnny’s father at the police station and the mother at the hospital?”
Classmate: “Because his father is a policeman and his mom’s a nurse.”