One spelling mistake
can destroy your life.

A husband sent this
to his wife:…

"I'm having a wonderful
time. Wish you were her."

A man was sentenced to seven years in prison for stealing millions.
Two years into his sentence, he received a letter from his father:
“Son, I’m old and sick. This is planting season, but I have no one to plow the field and plant the corn.
I wish you were here to help me. Take care, always.”
The son wrote back:
“Dad, whatever you do, please don’t dig anywhere on the farm.
That’s where I hid all the money I stole.
Just wait until I’m released.”
Since all prisoner mail is inspected, the guards read the letter.
The next day, more than a hundred officers and prison guards swarmed the father’s farm and dug up every inch of soil—
and found absolutely nothing.
The son then wrote again:
“Dear Dad, I hope you liked the help I sent.
You can plant your corn now.”

#justforfun

I told her I needed a Phillips screwdriver, and she went to the fridge. I was so surprised when she poured a glass of orange juice. Then she went to the bar, put in a double shot of vodka, and gave me the glass. I looked down, and it said Phillip on it. She said it was her dad's name too, and she had no clue you could fix things with drinks.