Deep in the woods, in a place where people rarely visit, lives a rabbit that was born blind. For years, he has run the same path, knows every root, and every bump or rock. One day, running down this same path, he trips and tumbles over what seems to be a large stick in the path.

There comes a hiss from behind him, that startles the rabbit, and he asks "Who's there?"

To which the snake replies, "It's me, are you blind?"

The rabbit tells him that, in fact, he is. As it turns out, the snake was also born blind, and the two end up talking about the difficulties of their positions. After a time, the rabbit confesses to the snake that, since he was born blind, he really doesn't know what kind of animal he is. The snake tells him that he also doesn't know what he is, and so the two strike a bargain. The snake will feel the rabbit, and tell him what he thinks he is. The rabbit will then feel the snake, and tell him what he thinks he is.

The snake feels the rabbit, and he tells him "You've got long ears, a fluffy little tail, and long powerful back legs. I think that you're a rabbit."

The rabbit, then much relieved to know what he is, then feels the snake, and he tells him "Well, you're cold, slimy, and you've got no balls. I think you're a lawyer."

I'm a LAWYER, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! *turns, and leaves* huff.

LOL cute

*hug* sorry ladyblack67, insert politician instead of lawyer, and it still works just fine

all in fun,
-Josiah

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? ... One is a slimy scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other is a fish!