Life is all wrong!

When I get to heaven (notice I didn’t say if) I’m going to have to discuss the human life with the man upstairs. I’ve given this considerable thought and he’s got it ALL backwards. In my mind here’s how it should work:

We should start out old and get younger. Think about all the benefits of that concept.

1)You’d start out near death and the prognosis would always be for you to get better.

2)All those assisted living and extended stay homes for old folks would go away.

3)I’d have all this retirement money already saved up and I could spend it freely because I know I’m going to go to work in a few years.

4)Alzheimer’s would be a temporary condition.

5)My college grades would be immensely better because I wouldn’t waste all that time learning to shotgun a beer or rolling a tight joint (that’s what my little brother learned in college).

6)All that social security money would be calculated exactly because the government would know how many years I was really going to work.

7)No matter who you are married too, you are assured that they will get better looking.

8)As a man I’d know someday that I am going to get ALL my hair back.

9)There’d be a lot less need for plastic surgeons. Maybe that could do something useful for humanity as doctors?

10)I’d spend my teen years playing ball, sledding, learning to use a sling shot, and wreaking havoc on the neighborhood cat population.

11)Viagra wouldn’t exist because I’d know things were going to come back around and at the other end of the spectrum, well, young boys don’t even like girls.

12)When I do finally get to where I can’t take care of myself, I’d be a baby. Everyone loves babies and would rather take care of them than a wrinkled up old folks.

13)Everyone that lived to be old the other way would die the same way. Hey, I have no problem going out as an orgasm!

Love it!!

hmm, I like it, I would SOOO live that way!!!

good one

What a way to go
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