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| Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 7 | |
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Well DAMN ,, Banning the bra was a big flop
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Pet resolutions
8. I will not lick my human's face after eating damn animal poop. 7. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from damn Mars. 6. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. damn 5. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on damn steroids, or they'll flush me! 4. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much damn food is *too* much. 3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the damn sock. 2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our damn stuff. AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets... 1. I will NOT chase the damn stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND 
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DAMN How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it !
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A Damn stick
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I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, . DAMN to get more people for the PARTAY in here......this game is dying.
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Edited by
Lôôking4U
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Mon 12/31/07 07:02 PM
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What's the difference between a DAMN oral thermometer and a DAMN rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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What is a DAMN zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra |
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Damn I resolve... When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
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DAMN I resolve...
I will stop sending e-mail, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. …………..NOT  ((Tommy)) |
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Try to remember when the cop pulls you over tonight:
Remember damn it, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
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Edited by
Lôôking4U
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Mon 12/31/07 07:09 PM
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 Note from the damn Janitor : Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinals, It makes them soggy and hard to light!
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no damn account.
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old damn year leaves. I damn well like that 
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My inferiority complex is not as damn good as yours
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old damn year leaves. I damn well like that damn I really have a problem then,I am both an optimsit and pessimist,damn that is why I can't come to a resolution,too damn messed up in the head 
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@ monnie
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May what you see in the damn mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
 for you Monnie
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Damn, I ain't gonna make it to midnight with ya'll. Gotta work tomorrow.
I do wish ya all a Happy New Year. May many blessings and love come your way I love ya!
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DAmn lilbug ,,, miss ya ,, happy new year to ya !
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dammmm any one miss me lol
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