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lmao this is a scam i tell you this thread is under the " games and other fun" section.... the dating advice here is meant to be funny - sarcastic, |
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Just because you identify a contact as a scam, don't abandon them! Love comes from surprising places and scammers need love too. So stick with them and desper..lovingly give them all your attention. You just have to kiss enough pyram.. foreign invest..frogs.
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Forget about scrolling through profiles....too much work. Finding love requires nothing that tedious....the leg work has all been done for you. Your list of suitors is all right there....under the "who viewed me" tab. Go down the list and send each an email....no reason to read their profiles, look at pics, etc. Before you know it, you'll be busy deciding who is the ONE!
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I agree
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If he takes too long to get ready for an outing with a lady, ladies move on, unless you like a High maintenance Man.
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Women: always keep a man waiting and never be on time. For some strange reason, this will endear him to you and the last thought he will have is anything like 'high maintenance' or 'unreliable'. Of course it's not impolite in any way, so you just go ahead and show him how wonderful you are by disrespecting your agreed timings.
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If you're date asks you how she looks tell her you've seen better. If you start off telling her she looks amazing you have nowhere to go. So start the bar low and then gradually build her up, you look ok, not too bad, and so on. She'll make more and more of an effort to impress you each time.
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Impress her with your sock puppet  
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Yes, that's 100% true... Fake profiles and bad behaviour is attractive  exactly |
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If you're date asks you how she looks tell her you've seen better. If you start off telling her she looks amazing you have nowhere to go. So start the bar low and then gradually build her up, you look ok, not too bad, and so on. She'll make more and more of an effort to impress you each time. Really, I would dump you on the spot 
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If you're date asks you how she looks tell her you've seen better. If you start off telling her she looks amazing you have nowhere to go. So start the bar low and then gradually build her up, you look ok, not too bad, and so on. She'll make more and more of an effort to impress you each time. I know it was sarcasm, but I took the bait anyway 
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Edited by
Sir
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Fri 08/05/22 07:19 PM
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If she likes fishing, I'm impressed!
If she baits her own hook, maybe a second date. If she baits mind, she's a keeper! |
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Love doesn't know age, cultural differences, or distance. when you the love is there, nothing else matters because love is a conqueror of all
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Love doesn't know age, cultural differences, or distance. when you the love is there, nothing else matters because love is a conqueror of all So….if my partner cheats on me many times or is abusive, that would be okay because love conquers all? 
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Forget about scrolling through profiles....too much work. Finding love requires nothing that tedious....the leg work has all been done for you. Your list of suitors is all right there....under the "who viewed me" tab. Go down the list and send each an email....no reason to read their profiles, look at pics, etc. Before you know it, you'll be busy deciding who is the ONE!  If you're date asks you how she looks tell her you've seen better. If you start off telling her she looks amazing you have nowhere to go. So start the bar low and then gradually build her up, you look ok, not too bad, and so on. She'll make more and more of an effort to impress you each time. Sage advice. This thread is seriously cracking me up!
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If he takes too long to get ready for an outing with a lady, ladies move on, unless you like a High maintenance Man. TRUTH!!! NAILED IT!  OT: Ive got nothing.
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Edited by
Sir
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Sat 08/06/22 09:39 AM
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That's not true. What's wrong with a well groomed man that care's about his appearance. Most women that say that are insecure about themselves in certain areas. Never take dating advice from a feminist. |
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Never take dating advice from a feminist. I gotta disagree with you on that Sir, take that advice. Don't open doors for her, split the check, just meet her at the date location instead of picking her up...
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Edited by
Sir
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Sat 08/06/22 09:58 AM
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I definitely agree on that Devo.
Just the part about well groomed men. (Red Pill for Life) |
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If she likes fishing, I'm impressed! If she baits her own hook, maybe a second date. If she baits mind, she's a keeper! Specifically for guys who LOVE to fish. There is no reason to change your routine, even if it's the first date. Taking her fishing will be puuurfect!! Make sure to tell her to dress for a formal occasion, (afterall, fishing isn't a casual pass time). Be a gentleman and help with the bait. However, let her throw the line out, take off the fish, clean, and cook them. Let her know whatever she catches will be dinner. She'll appreciate your consideration. |
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