really! Ms Teddy!! That was uncalled for. Women are not wimpy! Tyvfm! I was offended!!

i like men with a little bite to their attitude..if i wanted i wimp id marry a woman.

do try to read the WHOLE thread in the future please,


You know how to tell when a woman lies? her lips move.



Now here is what a woman wants,

A bad ass mother, one that will grab you by your hair drag you down to the ground and make you scream, with uncompromised passion, the full "o" baby, not just partial, they want to be dirty in the act, and then after, tell all there friends how romantic it was, so there friends don’t think there trashy, who themselves dream for a real man.

Ladies I AM your REAL man!!!

Now bend over, let me see what you got.


oooooooohhhhh haaaaaa haaaaa!!!

Ohhh I am a monkey!!!

*act- pulls out his red crayon and aims at insinuating lady
and

plays song Whip it by Devo!!!

Yeah I'll bet that's more of a pencil than a crayon!!!

All I've ever seen monkeys at the zoo do is wank off & play in poo

Or drink there own P**s

No!! U just took it the wrong way..did i mention anyone was ugly here? did i use the word ugly????? No!!!

A Real Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what a Real Woman wants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A Real Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Ladies you want a man that at times can be a real jerk and at times loving.

I want a man who has different moods like every other human being.

2) You want a man that is good looking, but not one that gets other girls attentions.

I want a man who is good looking to me, and if he's good looking to other girls that's fine too. As long as he only has eyes for me...he can't control others, but he should control himself.

3) You want a man that is adventures but settled down.

I want a man who wants to have adventures with me, and is happy having those adventures at home from time to time.

4) You want a man that is a real man but also one that cries.

Who ever said that "real" men don't cry? That's just asinine. People cry...sadness is a HUMAN emotion.

5) You want your man to be powerful but timid.

You can be both powerful and timid...since timid means "shy"...power comes in several different forms.

6) You want a father for your children but not with the one that bore the one you have.

huh?


7) You want a man that will be tolerant but stands his ground.

Tollerance has nothing to do with standing your ground. Sometimes in order to stand your ground you have to be able to tollerate someone else's POV.


8) You want a man that is smart but not too smart.

Can someone really be "too smart"? There's a difference between being smart and being a pompous jackass.

9) You want a man to take control and listen to you on what you want to do.

Just because "he" is making the decisions does not mean I shouldn't have some input on it. And shouldn't we both take each other's thoughts and feelings into account?

10) You want it all but get bored with it after awhile.

I don't want it all...having it "all" gets boring...all the challenge is gone. A relationship should require some effort...two DIFFERENT people meshing their lives together...

she's not talking about me!!!! i swear!!!!!

shows how little you know, yes it is.......