Milking Machine

A salesman traveling from a customers car breaks down in the middle of farm country. So the salesman walk down the road and sees a farm, he goes up and asked the farmer if he could use his phone to get a tow truck.

The farmer replies, we ain’t got no phone here. Not seeing any other houses around.

The salesman asked how far it was to the nearest town so he could use a phone and the farmer says that the nearest town was over 20 miles away. Well I don’t know what I’m gonna do says the salesman, my car is broke down a few miles down the road and it’s gonna be dark soon, I’m afraid I’ll get lost walking around out here at nite. Would ya have a room ya could rent me for the nite, I’ll pay ya for it and I’ll leave first thing in the morning.

Understanding, the kind farmer says he doesn’t have any rooms he could sleep in but he could stay in the barn since he seemed to be such a nice fellow he could stay in there for free as long as he left the 3 holes in the wall alone.

The salesman was confused by the remark but was happy and thanked the farmer for his generosity. Later that nite the salesman was feeling restless, it had been awhile since he had the company of a woman and was feeling horny. He started thinking about this really hot lady back at the diner he was at before he left town and his car broke down. The urge was getting stronger by the minute. As he was tossing and turning he seen the 3 holes over in the wall.

Hmmm he thinks, what’s so special about those 3 holes that the farmer didn’t want him to mess with them. With the thoughts of the hot lady in his mind made him think those holes were about the right size to stick his thang in, so he decides to try. He puts his thang into the first hole, it was cold and clammy, so her puts it into the 2nd hole, it was warm and wet but real loose.

Hmm he thinks, if the 2nd hole felt that much better than the 1st well wonder what the 3rd feels like, so he puts it in the 3rd hole, OMG, awww, ohhhh, oh help me he crys, this went on all nite.

The next morning the farmer comes to check to see if the salesman had left, there he was laying on the moaning and holding his crotch.
The farmer was furious, helping him up and told him to leave. The saleman says I’m sorry I couldn’t resist, but before I go you must tell me what those 3 holes were.

The farmers laughing loudly, then explains well the 1st hole is my dead wife, the secound hole is my cow on the other side, and the 3rd hole is a 50 milking machine, and it won’t quit till it gets 50 gallons.



Got Milk anyone
Cooly

Mooooooooooooooooooooooo! Low Fat or Regular?

Man that had to hurt

love milk!!!

need to start me a farm