A man received a text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology and I promise that it won't ever happen again.

Bob was in complete shock and didn't know what to do....

A few moments later a second text came in:

Damn spell check! I meant "wi-fi"

Funny .