Yesterday, I had a flat tyre on the motorway coming home from shopping. So I eased my car over to the hard shoulder, carefully got out and reached in the side compartment.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposes their nudity to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my lifelike men and of course, traffic began backing up.
Everybody beeped their hooters and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and walked towards me.
I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?" he asked.
"My car has a flat tyre," I said calmly.
"Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him......
"Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

Funny .