Topic: Strangely soothing, this Jewish forgiving.
jaish's photo
Thu 10/14/21 07:34 AM
Edited by jaish on Thu 10/14/21 07:37 AM


On Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called tashlich. Jews traditionally go to the ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw bread crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour their sins.

Occasionally, people ask what kind of breadcrumbs should be thrown. Here are suggestions for breads most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors.


The list ...

For ordinary sins: White bread

For complex sins: Multigrain

For twisted sins: Pretzels

For sins of indecision: Waffles

If this sort of list interests you then:
http://www.yoyenta.com/crummy-tashlich-humor/


some gems, on scrolling down the page:

For sins committed out of the country: Italian Bread

For taxation without representation: English Muffins

For not supporting our troops: French Toast

For the sins of Saddam Hussein: Shake‘n Bake

For impersonating female deer: Dough

For mugging Muslims: Crescent Rolled

For inhaling marijuana: Stoned Wheat Bread

For promiscuity with a Catholic: Hot Cross Buns
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As usual the best were reserved for the last:

For the sins of Gorge W. Bush: Texas Toast

For the sins of Hunter Biden: Fortune Cookies

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And for moving this post from Jokes forum: Nothin’ Honey








JulieABush's photo
Thu 10/14/21 07:54 AM
Funnylaugh .

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Thu 10/14/21 08:22 AM
:grin:N:cherry_blossom:I:cherry_blossom:C:cherry_blossom:E:grin:

Noone Is Starving Atleast:grin::thumbsup: