Pat, walking home from the pub, sees that guy, being knocked over by a car, and calls 911.


"Dublin Fire Brigade here, how can I help you"

Says Pat "I need an ambulance. I seen a fella been knocked over by a car"

Says the fire brigade "Where abouts are you"

Says Pat "I am on Eucalyptus Road"

Says the fire brigade "Can you please spell that for us?"

(Long pause at the other end)

Fire brigade again "Are you still there?"

Says Pat "Give us a few minutes. I just drag that fella down to Pine Road. I call you back then"

Funny .