"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

“ I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

“ I'm tired." = I'm tired.

“ Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

“ Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

“ Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

“ May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

“ Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

“ You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.

“ What's wrong?" = what meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
you going through now?

“ What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

“ I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

“ I love you." = Let's have sex now.

“ I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

“ Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

“ Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much
different!

“ Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

“ Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
other guys.

And FINALLY... (While shopping) "I like that one better." = Just pick ANY
dress and let's go home!


Thought I'd make it easier for ya ladies
Cooly

i wouldn't say that list is ENTIRELY accurate.... but it is pretty good tho, it'd get at least an A- if it was a cheat sheet to a test....


...

make one for girls!!!

hey we wanna have sex too just dont wanna be easy

Thanks that helps

ever read the joke about the distraught guy who doesn't wanna talk to his wife about whatever's bothering him...

his journal was his football team lost
her journal was "my life is over"

....i think that's the female joke version

why does sex allways have to be hard to get if both partners want to do it?

nope ya need to read "the genie" joke

I'll pull it up for ya

and btw, sorry to stray off topic, but i just wanted to say

...iceprincess... NICE default picture, i like that!

because i want love and sex

everybody are beautyful

OMG, I need to talk to you
at least 1 can say it openly
got a few stories for ya
Cooly

Q. Why did God give men penises ?
A. So that men have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your **** ?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.


Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?
A. Its Braille for "suck here".

Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women ?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.


Q. Why do women have tits ?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
A. You come in one and go in the other.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf ?
A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job ?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

what stories

They'd never make in here honey, email me
I live in Texas too