A guy was walking down the strsay eet and this hooker says to him,say do you wanna have a good time? Sure he says,and they head off to the nearest hotel. The hooker takes off all her clothes,but the guy just stands thier and keeps staring at her. She says,is this the first time you've seen any ***** since you crawled outta one? No the guy says,it's just the first time iv'e ever seen one big enough to crawl back into.

Two guys were golfing behind a couple of gay guys, The straight guys were hitting golfballs over the gay guys head, One Gay guy says to the other "next time a golfball flysth over your head you should fall down and act like it hit you", so the next golfball comes flying and the gay guy falls into a sand trap, Oh my eye he saysth. The other gay guy replies " Billy are you alrighth, turns around and says to the straight guys, "we know good attorneyths and we are going to sue your assthes off, the straight guy replies " SUCK MY ****" Gay guy says to Billy "Get up there wanting to settle out of court"

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Too funny...

Nice 1 Bro, way 2 fuuny
Scary but funny