A woman loses her purse during the bustle of
Christmas shoppers.
Fortunately, it is found by a teenager honest
That eager to give it back to her. The woman is very pleased to find his purse,
But also pleasantly surprised to see that there are
still young people honest out there. She looks in her purse, it's all there. However,
The surprising detail. She asked the teenager:
-It's strange, when I lost my purse, i
Had twenty dollars bill in my wallet. Now,
There are 4 bills of five dollars ...
- Yes ma'am. The last time I brought back a bag
that contained only a twenty dollars,
The woman did not give any reward saying
She had no change.

awww..cheap *****!

omg didnt know this site doesnt allow female dog euphemisms!!!

what?

five letter word,euphemism 4 it is female dog,closer description-ladies like one in ur joke,diferentia specificam-obviously cant write that word here..go on u try :P

It's the truth though, too often honesty and general kind heartedness is rewarded with nothing, but then again the true reward is eternal anyway;^]

ah,dont tell me,i once worked in this fancy fancy hotel
never in my life have i seen so many cheap people

u seem to like that word "cheap".... i really would like to know what makes u special? tres cher madame

i agree dude, glad u got the point of my joke!

ermm,now i should think of something smart 2 say 2 put me out from beep beepp....
honestly,dont know,but in my mother tongue,means hard 2 give money and also not expenisive 2 buy,obviously...
dont know why i used it,maybe a cultural thing,tho dont wanna ruin ur joke space with qvazi-philosophy

smart kid lol

no u cool i just wanted to dig in ur personnality thats all, not everybody has the same sense of humor u know so i even welcome comments of those u do not like it! ur cool and hot!

thankies,same to you

this lady is the boom, and way too smart

You go girl

aaaa didnt know u MENSA people will be following me all the way here.Man,u are some stalkers!!!!!