This is for the young. You guys see a cleavage and get hooked, but the telling moment - when she unbuttons her blouse.

These are the eight types and some advise - experienced guys stop reading.

1 One is slightly smaller than other – barely noticeable
Better not to notice

2 Bell shaped, narrow at top, full (and heavier) at bottom
women's nemesis - faded youth

3 East-West
Outside of normal visual range - you can see only one at a time - what's the use..

4 Set aside – wide space between breasts
May be, if she has a landscape painted - a 3D that jiggles
may thrill her to see you thrilled

5 Slender – wider at top, narrow at bottom
nice grip - I was drunk, so they didn't kill me - memorable

6 Tear Drop – similar to Bell but gentler slope
Met one - great girl, with great side view - she threw me out - never found out. Sour grapes I suppose

7 Round – equally full at top and bottom
Boring - unless you like geometry – and the larger ones are suspect anyway

Get a job.

Funny .

8 types? What happened to #8?

Right; Type 8 is made-to-order

As you said - 'job worked'

Someone noticed.

Be careful, everyone! Before you laugh and leave comment, do read the title and the text attentively! Stay focus!

One line has been corrupted!

I wouldn't worry too much.

Mention breasts, and we guys instantly focus

For example, on 6
"I wonder who is kissing her now..."

"Everyone" <<<---- you should've been excluded, as you are the OP, who surely knows which part is corrupted; Let's say point no 8. The warning was meant for the readers who probably missed that point.

Dear Moi-Des,
At the time of writing, my mind was focused within the perimeter of breasts. Whatsoever I'm now accused of, was actually accidental and unintended. Your line of inquiry brought fresh attention -- so thank you.

My thoughts then, were why did nature position the lungs behind the heart? The answer came to me in the breasts. Perhaps. as a baby suckles, the soothing sound of mother's heartbeat is encouraging..., to life. Or perhaps the plumbing for blood circulation was optimal with lungs on one side of heart and breasts on other; but of course, I'm no medic.

If you feel this joke is insulting to women ..., I apologize.

https://www.sugarcandybra.com/blog/breast-shapes

Maybe this is some you should've looked at before posting about boobbies.

No more Casual Sexism (because it is not so casual). This joke can generate sensitive and heat atmosphere. More proper forms (read: polite) are highly likely needed, even when informal pedagogic and informal-soliciting information are being delivered. Thank you. Have a good day.

Hello Space,
Right when this thread was maturing as a psycho-analysis 'on the relationship between guys and breasts', you re-introduced as candy floss.

okay, widened input, but the moment you say booobies (term, I was carefully avoiding) something triggers; and we revert to infantile mode.

Thanks, learning a lot.

How about a post on 'Kissing varieties' that I'm researching.

Could be educational for us Asians as we don't have the kiss culture.

My first kiss - landed on her nose - quite cold and clammy

Second kiss - after a year - she bit my lower lip and hung on. I froze - any movement would have shorn the lip.

Third kiss - I reserve - if you approve forming a post.

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My point is it would lower the violence on women if kiss culture was introduced in Asia. In a recent Indian movie, the hero holds the girl by her neck - probably applying pressure till she pouts open for breath.

As part of the analysis, lip size and shape - cannot be avoided apart from hand locations etc. What do you say!

Do you know why we call them boobs in American? Because it gets people to at like boobs. Some people can't handle biology. Fat cells, blood vessels, blood, skin tissue and all is considered horrible to talk about. Memories are an important part of a women physically, mentally and emotionally. That's why millions of people donate time and money to breast cancer.