A lady journalist finds Tarzan in the jungle and asks him about his life with the animals.

Then she asks him about his sex life.

He replies that when things are urgent, he would find a tree with a hole in it and use that.

The journalist, finding the conversation quite arousing, strips off and points to her privates and says to Tarzan, "Wouldn't you like to try this?"

Tarzan says, "Oh yes." Then he gives the journalist a thumping kick in the groin.

She recoils in agony. "What did you do that for?"

Tarzan replies, "Me just checking for wasps."

I believe you didn't complete the joke / or I missed the punchline.

To clarify, I know who Tarzan is, Superman type, w/o clothes.
Now if one has climbed trees - a hole is not required
May be trees in Africa are different from them in India - so okay

But why would he kick out wasps?

Seems people are not aware that wasp stings work better than Viagra.



What wasp sting does is


In other words you get a swelling that is local without increase in heart rate.



With each sting, swelling increases - therefore No. of wasps in hole should not exceed 3 to 4.

Hope this clarifies.

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"With each sting, swelling increases - therefore No. of wasps in hole should not exceed 3 to 4."

In this case the HOLE in question will also swell, thus ejecting the rod. Also, I think the associated pain might be enough to quell any amorous feelings.

Would you like to experience the trial? All done in the name of science?

I think that would be a bad idea.

In India among some 'castes' we have a tradition for boys in early teens. When they have to study late night for exams; they are encouraged to apply some drops of sweetener you know where. Normally a larger variety of black ant strays up the trouser and bites resulting in a swelling of adult size. It keeps the boy not only awake but as you said, 'reduce any amorous feelings'. This tradition is limited to upper caste whose children are encouraged to do well in studies and go to the USA.

In some cases when the boy reaches late teens, a lady may seduce him by suggesting wasp like bugs. The initial intense pain followed by spontaneous swelling leads to kaleidoscopic events in the brain. (If we analyse the mechanics of sex; the stretch, then skin to skin friction; it is a subtler class of pain after all).

These boys generally get into the entertainment industry. 3 to 4 wasps in a bottle is the normal. There's also some info on the net including a TedX Talk you may check to confirm.
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What I mean is 'wasped sex' is the real thing and that was the reason for query, "why would Tarzan kick the journalist".

I thought you were an Iranian?

Well at any rate please keep your children, I've had three Indian doctors. One is a great guy and a great cardiologist, the second worthless and the third one of the worst POS doctors I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. He slunk out of town in disgrace and is now doing his damage in California.
One of his biggest problems was that we know in your country or rather India, doctors are treated as just one step below royalty, no one worshiped him here and he resented it.
The way this joke is supposed to be (from when I first heard it 40+ years ago) is not Tarzan but an American Indian and located in the hole in the tree were bees and the punch line was "me check'm for bees".

Actually an excellent idea!

Regarding Indian doctors you are right. If we don't worship - we go with one problem and return with another.



whether back alteration of a joke is allowed, that DMJ Freebird Deluxe, (Distinguished Master of Jokes) has to decide. As far as I know, back alterations are not allowed. It would be like changing 'book entries' in accounts.

As far as wasp sex - one may browse through TedX Talks for confirmation.