Topic: Brush with the law.
Mefikit's photo
Thu 11/05/20 06:47 AM
Santa appeared in an American court.

He was being cross-examined by the lawyer of a jumped up woman with her nose stuck up in the air.

The lawyer went on, "Did you, Mr Clause, or did you not, call my client, not once, not twice, but three times, a ho?"

🍫 KitKat 🍫's photo
Thu 11/05/20 07:17 AM
Ho,ho,ho laugh thanks for the laughs mefikit waving

JulieABush's photo
Thu 11/05/20 07:16 PM
I know a joke similar to that: did you here that a black woman was suing Santa Claus for sexual harassment? He said to her “Ho, ho, ho”. Funnylaugh .

Acquired Taste's photo
Sat 03/27/21 09:56 AM
i was driving for greyhound one day, 2 lines were really close together so i told the people i am going to idaho to make sure they were in the right line...a lady walks up and says, "idaho and you da driver" and got on.

Totage's photo
Sat 03/27/21 10:00 AM

Santa appeared in an American court.

He was being cross-examined by the lawyer of a jumped up woman with her nose stuck up in the air.

The lawyer went on, "Did you, Mr Clause, or did you not, call my client, not once, not twice, but three times, a ho?"


Santa was a mushroom.

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