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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 4
s1owhand's photo
Mon 12/24/07 09:39 PM
yes - it should be at least a time to relax and spend a few happy moments with the kids...or just some quiet time. do not let any grinches interfere!!

(((purple)))

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Mon 12/24/07 09:40 PM
I ate too much!!!sick Im on a continual eating fest here.....grazing like a cow......drinking some wine now!!drinker

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Mon 12/24/07 09:43 PM
maybe I will smoke some catnip eh???huh laugh noway

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Mon 12/24/07 09:49 PM
Dear diary..........tell me everything!!!bigsmile drinker smokin

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Mon 12/24/07 09:58 PM
Dear diary.......its amazing what you can find on http://www.popazit.comnoway laugh noway

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Mon 12/24/07 10:00 PM
ya ok muriel is terrible!!!noway devil laugh

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Mon 12/24/07 10:25 PM
<-----looks at clock and waits for purple to get home smokin

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Mon 12/24/07 10:42 PM
geeeeeeeeeez nothing on tv.......bah..........grumble grumble grumble grumble

purplecat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 12:00 AM
Purpleee Durpleee.......
smurpulee gooo.......
whats goin on in here??

LAMom's photo
Tue 12/25/07 12:02 AM
(((( Purple & Gypsy ))))

Just stopping by to wish you both an incredible CHristmas, and a very blessed New Year,,


Hugs and love to you :heart: flowerforyou

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Tue 12/25/07 12:06 AM
Dear Diary,

Why I am sooo in L:heart:VE??? love


{{{{{ MOM }}}}} flowerforyou

purplecat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 12:07 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
((((((((((((((((:heart: MOM :heart: ))))))))))))))

thank you so muchflowerforyou
Merry Christmas to you as well :heart: flowerforyou :heart:

xoxo:heart:

purplecat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 12:08 AM
awwwww newg78.........
sounds like your smiling.....
thats good....flowerforyou

LAMom's photo
Tue 12/25/07 12:09 AM
((((( Newg )))))

flowerforyou

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Tue 12/25/07 12:18 AM
Yep purple im soo happy today even I'm not yet with him happy flowerforyou

purplecat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 12:18 AM
Subject: Idiot Sighting-These are good!!
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> Be Careful Out There:
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>
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
> one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the
> opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears
> made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady,
> you
> need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said,
> "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."
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> We haven't used Sears repair since.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING
> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave
> the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
> She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way
> you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the
> manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back
> the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of
> thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in change.
>
> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
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>
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> IDIOT SIGHTING :
> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
> township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
> sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out
> here!
> I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>
> From Kingman , KS
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> IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
> person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but
> they only had iceburg lettuce.
> From Kansas City
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> IDIOT SIGHTING :
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
> To
> which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He
> smiled knowingly and nodded,
> "That's why we ask."
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> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING :
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
> was
> crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if
> I
> knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people
> when
> the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people
> doing driving?!"
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> She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the
> company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
> fun.
> We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just
> looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>
> This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
> for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not
> turn
> on.
>
> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
> car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers
> side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
> door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
> technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."
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> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
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> STAY ALERT!
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> They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and
>
>
> they REPRODUCE !

purplecat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 12:18 AM

Yep purple im soo happy today even I'm not yet with him happy flowerforyou


if your happy.........THATS AWESOME!!bigsmile

purplecat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 03:16 AM
everybody was kung-fu fightinnn.........yawn


shhhhhhhhhhhhh........



Santa is doin her thing......
bigsmile

purplecat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 03:20 AM
out on the roof
I herd such a clatter
I jumped out of bed to see
whats the matter

I cant remember that poem........
I thought I herd rain deer......
SANTA WAS HERE!.......
laugh laugh bigsmile laugh laugh

purplecat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 03:22 AM
Merry Christmas to alll
an to all
a GOOD night.....yawn

I guess I try to go back to sleep now.........sad

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