Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 4 | |
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yes - it should be at least a time to relax and spend a few happy moments with the kids...or just some quiet time. do not let any grinches interfere!!
(((purple))) |
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I ate too much!!! Im on a continual eating fest here.....grazing like a cow......drinking some wine now!!
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maybe I will smoke some catnip eh???
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Dear diary..........tell me everything!!!
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Dear diary.......its amazing what you can find on http://www.popazit.com
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ya ok muriel is terrible!!!
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<-----looks at clock and waits for purple to get home
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geeeeeeeeeez nothing on tv.......bah..........
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Purpleee Durpleee.......
smurpulee gooo....... whats goin on in here?? |
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(((( Purple & Gypsy ))))
Just stopping by to wish you both an incredible CHristmas, and a very blessed New Year,, Hugs and love to you |
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Dear Diary,
Why I am sooo in LVE??? {{{{{ MOM }}}}} |
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(((((((((((((((( MOM )))))))))))))) thank you so much Merry Christmas to you as well xoxo |
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awwwww newg78.........
sounds like your smiling..... thats good.... |
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((((( Newg )))))
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Yep purple im soo happy today even I'm not yet with him
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Subject: Idiot Sighting-These are good!!
> > > > Be Careful Out There: > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING: > We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that > one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the > opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears > made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, > you > need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, > "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." > > We haven't used Sears repair since. > > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING > My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave > the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. > She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way > you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the > manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back > the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of > thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in change. > > Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING : > I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local > township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING > sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out > here! > I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." > > From Kingman , KS > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE: > My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the > person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but > they only had iceburg lettuce. > From Kansas City > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING : > I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee > asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" > To > which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He > smiled knowingly and nodded, > "That's why we ask." > > Happened in Birmingham , Ala. > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING : > The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I > was > crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if > I > knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people > when > the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people > doing driving?!" > > She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS > > > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING: > At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the > company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is > fun. > We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just > looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. > > This was a lunch at Texas Instruments. > > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING: > I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and > for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not > turn > on. > > A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less. > > > > > > > IDIOT SIGHTING: > When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our > car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service > department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers > side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the > door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the > technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side." > > This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi > > > > > STAY ALERT! > > They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and > > > they REPRODUCE ! |
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Yep purple im soo happy today even I'm not yet with him if your happy.........THATS AWESOME!! |
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everybody was kung-fu fightinnn.........
shhhhhhhhhhhhh........ Santa is doin her thing...... |
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out on the roof
I herd such a clatter I jumped out of bed to see whats the matter I cant remember that poem........ I thought I herd rain deer...... SANTA WAS HERE!....... |
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Merry Christmas to alll
an to all a GOOD night..... I guess I try to go back to sleep now......... |
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