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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 4 | |
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yes.......theres a BIG target on my forehead...........
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ok ok I will stop being mean...........
<------makes a tea for purple and lets her pat shadow and smokey....but only for a little while..... 
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oh ......Gypsy ....your not mean.......your cheerin me up....
<<<<< sticks a popcorn up the left nostril an plugs the right takes a deep breath and........................   
then sips her tea.......quietly....... |
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<---stares at purple with kleenex hanging out of both nostrils.....
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oh let me fix that.....
ties the kleenex like a bow tie for Gypsy..... there ....... thats better eh ??!??
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Dear diary.......weird its sunny, blue skies with snow on the ground.....of course it wont snow today but it will tomorrow when I have to work!!!
I wonder if I will get to see mini me today.... |
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Dear Diary
It is bright and sunny out |
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oh let me fix that..... ties the kleenex like a bow tie for Gypsy..... there ....... thats better eh ??!??
Do I look all purdy now???? Heya war!!! 
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Howdy
I need to go take a shower, I smell.
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oh let me fix that..... ties the kleenex like a bow tie for Gypsy..... there ....... thats better eh ??!??
Do I look all purdy now???? Heya war!!!
PERFECT!!
now...... lets get some SHOES!!
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SHOES!!!!!
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oh ya dear diary........tell war to have a shower.....he smells!!!
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Dear Diary
I'm done with the shower, bring on the babes. In Soviet Russia Pantene means wild girl party orgy. |
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sprays some febreeze where war was sitting.......
+lights an inscense........
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Dear Diary I'm done with the shower, bring on the babes. In Soviet Russia Pantene means wild girl party orgy. Wow that was a quick shower!!
Uhhhhhhhhhh pantene means in mandarin "Man who licks good" 
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It doesn't take that long to take a shower
I don't have much hair to wash and the only problem is getting the soap out of the fat rolls
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AAA!! HA HA HA !!
<<<<<<<considers taking a shower I just bought some pantene ice to try...... does that mean it love you long time??...... I need a Waltec .....or a good MOEnnnn......
hmmm I need a new shower head mine sucks.....its old an crappy , BOXING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No matter how fast I try to take a shower.....it always takes 20 minutes.....no idea why......oh hey how was Swedish meatball day at the church???
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AAA!! HA HA HA !! <<<<<<<considers taking a shower I just bought some pantene ice to try...... does that mean it love you long time??...... I need a Waltec .....or a good MOEnnnn......
hmmm I need a new shower head mine sucks.....its old an crappy , BOXING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What in the wide wide world of sports is Pantene Ice? Sucky sucky 5 dolla! |
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No matter how fast I try to take a shower.....it always takes 20 minutes.....no idea why......oh hey how was Swedish meatball day at the church???
That's tomorrow |
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