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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 4 | |
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that wont work!!!!
 He would want to see the damage!!! Gaaaaaaaaaaawd I hate ppl sometimes!!!!!!!
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I just want to drop the presents on the doorstep and say FUKC YOU!!!!!!! AND FUKC EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!! AND MERRY FUKCING XMAS YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU FUKCING ****WAD!!!
 
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I NEED A DRINK!!!
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ahh well--just flatten your tire then and hide the spare--
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You can come over here and watch movies, I have plenty!
 
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Maybe get him one of these, then he won't mind if you don't come next time...j/k, but you never know.
http://www.switched.com/2007/08/20/welcome-to-the-wiitirement-home/ |
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or one of these
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=818 |
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awwwwwwwwwwww(((((((((((((((Gypsy))))))))))))))
that sucks ....... what a load of crap ! seems to me like someones been an a$$ an controling the situation .........awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......... 
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Dear Diary
I must be some sort of gimp tard. I need to tie a tie, go online look at the directions which seem simple enough until I try to do it about 30 times to no avail. |
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oh.I know how to tie a tie.......
alot easier to try to show you then type it an explain ...... |
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crap....I just spent 2 hours wrapping presents..my daughters perfume leaked on some of the stuff.......and I soooooooo smell like her new perfume....
 I'm keeping my distance from her...
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oh.I know how to tie a tie....... alot easier to try to show you then type it an explain ...... I've done it once before and now I can't do it!!
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put the untied tie over your neck
take the longer end and go round the shorter end two times take the end you went round an round with up under wear your shirt buttons over by your chin , take the end of it and pull it through one of the loops you rounded around the tie pull the end to tighten..... round an round .... over......top... through loop an tighten..... |
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if that fails I know how to tie a noose ...that may be easier.......
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ok...... maybe better wording.........
hold the shorter end of the tie with your pointer finger where you would expect the knot to be ....... now go round an round wrapping your finger a couple of times with the longer end of the tie ..... now take the longer end and go from your chin down towards your belly button put the longer end in place of where your pointer finger was , pull the longer end to tighten straightening it out a bit before you pull it tight........ |
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heres an great idea !!
maybe theres a how to tie a tie- video on youtube !! 
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JUST BUY A CLIP ON!!!
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heres an great idea !! maybe theres a how to tie a tie- video on youtube !! Like I said I must be a tard here the videos still don't do it for me |
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why do you have to wear a tie???? Just put on a hoody like normal people.....
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I want to look nice for once in my life, I give up on the tie crap it's pissing me off.
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