A man walks into a bar. About 5 minutes later he notices that it's a gay bar. He thought to himself 'I'm a man and I just want my drink.' So he asks the bartender for a shot of tequila. The bartender said, "I can't give you anything until you tell me the name of your penis." For example the name of my penis is Nike, like the slogan Just do it. The guy sitting to his left tells him "the name of my penis is Timex because it takes a licking and it keeps on ticking." Now the guy sitting to his right says "the name of my penis is Ford because quality is job 1. Have you driven a Ford lately." So the man starts to think of a name for his penis. After a while he calls the bartender and asks for his shot of tequila. The bartender serves him his shot and then says "what is the name of your penis after all?" The man replies "Secret." "Why Secret, asks the bartender." "Because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman."

That's good.

cute

hehe!

Good One !!!

Nice!!!

That is a good one.