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Topic: Feel like a woman
Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Tue 08/18/20 04:42 PM
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

Gee Joined Mon 06/29/20 Posts: 3	Wed 08/19/20 04:26 AM
hahah

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Wed 08/19/20 05:22 AM


Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 08/19/20 05:46 AM
I actually do all my own ironing..

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17119	Wed 08/19/20 06:03 AM
I don't even have a iron

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 08/19/20 06:07 AM
I don't even have a iron I'm looking a new sandwich maker meself.. Backs slowly from the thread

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17119	Wed 08/19/20 06:17 AM
I don't even have a iron I'm looking a new sandwich maker meself.. Backs slowly from the thread Well, I might have a wee bit to add "Did you see the potato pealer?" "Aye, Dad. She went out to the shops five minutes ago"

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 08/19/20 06:20 AM
I don't even have a iron I'm looking a new sandwich maker meself.. Backs slowly from the thread Well, I might have a wee bit to add "Did you see the potato pealer?" "Aye, Dad. She went out to the shops five minutes ago" Ok seeing as we're on the boat, heading to naughty land.. What do you do if you see your wife staggering around the living room? Reload..

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17119	Wed 08/19/20 06:24 AM
I don't even have a iron I'm looking a new sandwich maker meself.. Backs slowly from the thread Well, I might have a wee bit to add "Did you see the potato pealer?" "Aye, Dad. She went out to the shops five minutes ago" Ok seeing as we're on the boat, heading to naughty land.. What do you do if you see your wife staggering around the living room? Reload.. As in ... Peggy Bundy: "Did you miss me, Al?" Al Bundy: "With every single bullet" backs slowly from the thread as well

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 08/19/20 06:28 AM
I don't even have a iron I'm looking a new sandwich maker meself.. Backs slowly from the thread Well, I might have a wee bit to add "Did you see the potato pealer?" "Aye, Dad. She went out to the shops five minutes ago" Ok seeing as we're on the boat, heading to naughty land.. What do you do if you see your wife staggering around the living room? Reload.. As in ... Peggy Bundy: "Did you miss me, Al?" Al Bundy: "With every single bullet" backs slowly from the thread as well Right that's it, I think we dug that hole large enough..

Mark Joined Sun 07/26/20 Posts: 3	Wed 08/19/20 05:24 PM
for the love of Pete!! good one

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Thu 08/20/20 04:31 AM
I don't even have a iron I do ,it's in a box with a picture of a white thing with a handle and wire attached

RobXbox73 Joined Fri 08/21/20 Posts: 82	Sat 08/22/20 03:18 PM
Whats an Iron?️

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