Topic: Ode To The Fruitcake
CI1180's photo
Sat 12/22/07 03:44 PM
Ode To The Fruitcake (12/22/07)
Do not
Give me
Anything hard as a rock
It makes me
Suspicious
If a gift is in a block
I open it up
And to my disgust
It is a fruitcake
With a pound of dust
It was made
Back in 1993
And recycled every year
This year it is for me
I throw it at them
And hit them with a pipe
Now they know
Fruitcakes aren't a gift I like

azrae1l's photo
Sat 12/22/07 03:45 PM
fruitcake is so horrible it even makes poems about fruitcake bad.......

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Sat 12/22/07 03:47 PM
drinker laugh

CI1180's photo
Sat 12/22/07 03:51 PM
I am thankful nobody gave me that (yet), has anybody ever gotten a fruitcake for Christmas?

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 12/22/07 03:52 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh
Brilliant.....but the fruit cake was enough...
The Pipe.........that's just viciouslaugh laugh drinker

CI1180's photo
Sat 12/22/07 03:53 PM
Hey, a fruitcake aint no gift! That means you hate the person! laugh

s1owhand's photo
Sat 12/22/07 06:51 PM
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/58205/fruitcake-lovers-unite?cmmnts=11

laugh

fruitcake wins!

CI1180's photo
Sat 12/22/07 08:19 PM
For now, the fruitcake wins. I still would not touch that thing.