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A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He then says,"Open the vault skank?" The woman says, "Sir, this is a sperm bank. We dont have any money here". The man says, "Open the vault right now, or i'm going to blow your f*****g head off!" She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, "Take out one of those jars?" The woman said,"please sir, i promise you we dont have any money here. This is a sperm bank." The man said, "Take out one of those jars right now, or i'll blow your head off". The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, "Take the lid off and swallow it." She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, "Sir, this is sperm. Please, i'm not drinking sperm. We dont have any money here. Please leave?" The man says, "Take the lid off and drink it, or i'll blow your head off!" So the womans takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it, with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man. To her amazment he took off the mask and it was her husband. He looked at her and said, "See! It's not that f*****g dificult is it?"
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A blind man walks into a shop. He picks his guide dog up by the tail and starts to swing it around his head. "Can I help you!?" Asks the shop assistant. "No thanks" said the man, "I'm just having a look around."
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Edited by
jaish
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Mon 06/08/20 01:50 AM
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Interesting! Because sperms are also viruses.
Just that they replicate differently. |
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A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He then says,"Open the vault skank?" The woman says, "Sir, this is a sperm bank. We dont have any money here". The man says, "Open the vault right now, or i'm going to blow your f*****g head off!" She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, "Take out one of those jars?" The woman said,"please sir, i promise you we dont have any money here. This is a sperm bank." The man said, "Take out one of those jars right now, or i'll blow your head off". The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, "Take the lid off and swallow it." She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, "Sir, this is sperm. Please, i'm not drinking sperm. We dont have any money here. Please leave?" The man says, "Take the lid off and drink it, or i'll blow your head off!" So the womans takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it, with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man. To her amazment he took off the mask and it was her husband. He looked at her and said, "See! It's not that f*****g dificult is it?" He should have made her wear latex first. |
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A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He then says,"Open the vault skank?" The woman says, "Sir, this is a sperm bank. We dont have any money here". The man says, "Open the vault right now, or i'm going to blow your f*****g head off!" She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, "Take out one of those jars?" The woman said,"please sir, i promise you we dont have any money here. This is a sperm bank." The man said, "Take out one of those jars right now, or i'll blow your head off". The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, "Take the lid off and swallow it." She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, "Sir, this is sperm. Please, i'm not drinking sperm. We dont have any money here. Please leave?" The man says, "Take the lid off and drink it, or i'll blow your head off!" So the womans takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it, with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man. To her amazment he took off the mask and it was her husband. He looked at her and said, "See! It's not that f*****g dificult is it?"
He should have made her wear latex first.  
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A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He then says,"Open the vault skank?" The woman says, "Sir, this is a sperm bank. We dont have any money here". The man says, "Open the vault right now, or i'm going to blow your f*****g head off!" She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, "Take out one of those jars?" The woman said,"please sir, i promise you we dont have any money here. This is a sperm bank." The man said, "Take out one of those jars right now, or i'll blow your head off". The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, "Take the lid off and swallow it." She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, "Sir, this is sperm. Please, i'm not drinking sperm. We dont have any money here. Please leave?" The man says, "Take the lid off and drink it, or i'll blow your head off!" So the womans takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it, with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man. To her amazment he took off the mask and it was her husband. He looked at her and said, "See! It's not that f*****g dificult is it?"
He should have made her wear latex first. Takes one to know one  ️
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excellent lol
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