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| Topic: Pick up lines, come backs(sorry guys) | |
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Comebacks to Pickup Lines. Girls remember these for next time some smart Alec tries it on
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be as well if you sit down there. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Ok ladies I know this helps, but I've had to use them on ladies too Cooly |
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ROFLMAO
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female impersinator... that's good!
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That funny
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LMAO
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thanx everyone, just wanted to give the ladies a laugh too
Cooly |
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Glad yall liked it, will be adding more soon
Lmao
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I am out performing in a band practically every weekend and the worst one I ever heard say to me was "Hey baby..if you were a booger I would pick you" I swear as god is my witnes that is what he said, so I reached for a napkin off the bar, handed it to him and said"Here then,,go blow yourself" and calmly walked away.. now how gross can it get after that..
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I am out performing in a band practically every weekend and the worst one I ever heard say to me was "Hey baby..if you were a booger I would pick you" I swear as god is my witnes that is what he said, so I reached for a napkin off the bar, handed it to him and said"Here then,,go blow yourself" and calmly walked away.. now how gross can it get after that..  You got a good 1 there, maybe I should add it to the list |
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Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
~~~~~ I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. ~~~~~ I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. ~~~~~ If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. Henny Youngman ~~~~~ Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop? ~~ Henny Youngman ~~~~~ You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. ~~ Henny Youngman ~~~~~ The more I think of you, the less I think of you. -- Henny Youngman ~~~~~ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the heck alone. ~~~~~ You look like a million bucks! (All green and wrinkled.) ~~~~~ Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. ~~~~~ I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception! ~~~~~ What am I? Flypaper for freaks? ~~~~~ Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? ~~~~~ 100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest. ~~~~~ I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet. ~~~~~ I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. ~~~~~ Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. |
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Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." |
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Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Hey cool man or should I say sorry, sounds like you've heard em all
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wtf
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MORE MORE MORE
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wtf Hey Bro maybe you should JustsayHi It seems to work for me 
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