Topic: Vampires vs. Zombies
infectious_witch's photo
Thu 12/20/07 09:10 AM
I've been a long time fan of both Vampires and Zombies.
I wouldn't mind being either of them, although I do think I'd much rather be a vampire.

So, let's break down what makes vampires vampires and zombies zombies.

Vampires:

1. They are immortal.
2. They hate the sunlight.
3. They have intelligence.
4. They never grow old.
5. They have supernatural powers.
6. They can be seductive.
7. They drink blood.
8. They are nocturnal.
9. There are a lot of half-breeds and too few full bloods.

Zombies:
1. They are the undead.
2. Either you die and become a zombie or you get bitten and turned into one.
3. They can be killed easily by a shot in the head.
4. They attack night or day.
5. They only live for one purpose: to feed on flesh.
6. They tend to eventually rot away, so a long life span usually isn't a question.
7. They move slow.
8. They have little if no intelligence.
9. An army of zombies can't usually be stopped.
10. They will do almost anything to feed.

That is a decent yet vague description of vampires and zombies.

Vampires tend to not like to be around each other. They are usually recluses. They also tend to eventually hate their lives after a long period of time, and if they're smart... they walk out into the sun.

Zombies can't really think, so you will usually see them in large groups, wandering around aimlessly, looking for food. You can usually hear them coming.

A vampire doesn't cause a big threat, that is if you take the vampires you've read from the books or seen in some films. In some films, vampires are incredibly dangerous, and they will tear you apart.
The vampires from the books are usually stuck up, panzies, and enjoy having sex with the same sex.

Zombies cause a large threat, no matter if you read about them in books or see them in movies.
Some zombies move really fast, others really slow. And the biggest problem with zombies is that they travel in large groups.
Even five people can't stop a group of 20 zombies. Five people can easily stop one vampire.
Hell, one person can. Don't believe me? Watch "Salems Lot."

There are very rare occasions when a small group of people actually can take down an army of the undead.

As a matter of fact, the last time I checked, no group of vampires destroyed entire countries, or the world.
Only zombies are powerful enough to do that.

I believe this about wraps up this informative yet short blog.

I think zombies are the true winners.

What do you think?




no photo
Thu 12/20/07 09:11 AM
Zombies.. they're kick ass plus resident evil is a sick game not to mention dead rising :smile:

peachiegirl28's photo
Thu 12/20/07 09:11 AM
i think youve done alot of research......zombies are my mojo:tongue:

no photo
Thu 12/20/07 09:17 AM
"Zombies can't really think, so you will usually see them in large groups, wandering around aimlessly, looking for food. You can usually hear them coming."

Nowadays, we call them "Congress."

peachiegirl28's photo
Thu 12/20/07 09:17 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

seahawks's photo
Thu 12/20/07 09:18 AM

"Zombies can't really think, so you will usually see them in large groups, wandering around aimlessly, looking for food. You can usually hear them coming."

Nowadays, we call them "Congress."

rolflmao

yokoke's photo
Thu 12/20/07 09:40 AM


"Zombies can't really think, so you will usually see them in large groups, wandering around aimlessly, looking for food. You can usually hear them coming."

Nowadays, we call them "Congress."

rolflmao


Good one Lex!!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Noden's photo
Thu 12/20/07 10:23 AM
devil I'd still prefer to be a vamp....devil

mdl7070's photo
Thu 12/20/07 10:27 AM
all i have to say is why desire to be something that doesnt exist? just get a life

no photo
Thu 12/20/07 10:28 AM

devil I'd still prefer to be a vamp....devil


Me too -- I just think vampires would be more capable of doing stuff I like to do -- play hockey, watch TV, read a book -- I don't see zombies having much interest in any of that....

Although I have run into a few zombies on various and sundry unnamed dating sites....

:wink:

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 12/20/07 10:33 AM
noway laugh

1. Why would anyone want to live forever- sucking up peoples blood? Putting garlic around my neck as I type. I know a much
better way to live forever, and it is'nt being a vamp. :wink:

2. I wander around aimlessly enough on my own- don't need to be a zombie to do that. Only difference is I don't wander with the crowd. ohwell

coryM18's photo
Thu 12/20/07 11:52 AM
i vote the vamps because here is a bit of info not included that i know for a fact

vampires, once being a vampire for an extended amount of time (like 200-300 years) can do two things
1. they can control lesser undead, such as, you got it, zombies
2. they gain immunity to the sunlight, but they still dont cast a shadow, so you'd know one right away

happy