A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender
hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to
compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a
question though, why is your head so small?"

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many
times.

"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I
heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming
from a frog sitting next to a stream."

So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn
into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss.
POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, "You now have 3 wishes."

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like
Arnold Schwarzenneger."

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I
ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make
sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and
beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"

Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious
lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more
wish. What will it be?"

I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"

hilarious

That is hilarious!

LOL

<giggles>

that is a riot

to flippin funny... serves the guy right for being sooo greedy LOL

Nice wake me up in the morning. lol

glad yall like it

cracked me up

Thanks for the laugh i needed it.that was the best one I heard in awhile

Thank U,,And yet more to come ,,love to all here,,and hope ur
thanksgiving was great,,mine was not all cracked up to be,,but hey thats
life ,,when ur alone......love to all again,,,,,,

I know there are some ladys out there that yet read this,,so come
on,,put in your words,,,love to all here

ROFLMAO

glad yall laughing,,,,Love To All Here

too much!!! way funny

Thank u

Ha! I love it.

Funny!LOL