Topic: The Doctrine of Beer
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Tue 12/18/07 08:21 PM
-natural source of B complex vitamins
-reduces hypertension
-builds immune system
-lowers Cholesterol
-breaks down social barriers
-supports local economy
-waste product recycled
-so "good" it was once illegal
-"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"-Benjamin Franklin









Of course, I'm speaking,primarily, about local or regional "micro brewers", using organic or primarily natural ingredients....

rice is for Sake'...not brew


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Tue 12/18/07 08:22 PM
finally a religion i can get behind!!!!

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Tue 12/18/07 08:26 PM
Certainly, I've left out many other positive aspects of the Doctrine......As with all(fill in your own vice).......Moderation is the key.....

Unless, yo are at home on the back Deck,,,thendrinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker

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Tue 12/18/07 08:30 PM
and dont forget.....

When women drink enough of it...even WE MIGHT LOOK CUTE!!! bigsmile laugh

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Tue 12/18/07 08:31 PM

and dont forget.....

When women drink enough of it...even WE MIGHT LOOK CUTE!!! bigsmile laugh


yes, the LPD:smile:

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Tue 12/18/07 10:07 PM
I don't drink beer, and I think you are all cute, obviously my drink works better - tequilla!

I'm sorry, I could never abandon my faith in the flat for a fizzie. However, you are definately fun people to be around. You are welcome to visit my doctrine any time. BYOBeer!

drinker

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Thu 12/20/07 11:00 PM
Just wantering through the 'Doctrine' threads but nobody is home. Well, I suppose it could be the last beer run turned into a tent revival - they can last for weeks, so I hear!

I Wonder if any will return to this doctrine?

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Thu 12/20/07 11:05 PM

Just wantering through the 'Doctrine' threads but nobody is home. Well, I suppose it could be the last beer run turned into a tent revival - they can last for weeks, so I hear!

I Wonder if any will return to this doctrine?


I knew you were my kinda gal. Tequila is my drink as well.drinker
No nasty beer for me. Yuk....

Kat

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Sun 12/23/07 02:07 PM
This is my kinda doctrine. I think Homer Simpson said it best,

"Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems."

Amen.

Differentkindofwench's photo
Sun 12/23/07 02:34 PM
On a hot day, cold from the fridge, perhaps ----- hmmm, could there be a metaphor in the making here?

eyernmann's photo
Sun 12/23/07 05:25 PM
But beer is too much like relationships. Great going down, but then you just piss it away.drinker

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Mon 12/24/07 07:07 AM
Seems more like a coat in the winter, keeps you warm but when you take the coat off its still cold outside.

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Mon 12/24/07 08:33 AM
Not bad guys, not bad at all...:tongue: