Ever get a brilliant idea or solution to a problem?
I listened to some one preaching Apocalypse and stuff. It set me thinking.
What if...
What you need is a glass case and one of those hammers and a sign saying " in case of Apocalypse, break glass" stick a bible a tin of ambrosia rice pudding or evap, a book of hymms or something and hang it on the wall.
Well at least you'll have something. Just in case.

I hope other people get brilliant ideas. or top tips.

I tried similar, with the fools... errrr... Scholarly
people who believed we'd all die on Y2K,
and again, that whole Mayan calendar crap.
Weeeeee! We're all gonna die. It's the end of
the 5th life cycle.


Apocalypse?

Really?

We're all gonna die?


Really?



Well then,
You won't mind giving me your
cash and precious metals. Right?

Aye, the end is near. And I don't care. Nothing lasts forever

Yea I know it's crazy what people worry about.
People have been wondering around with sandwitch boards on saying " the end is nigh" for thousands of years.

I recon they should change it to
"The end is even nigher than it was before" Or " Nigh ish "

Yes ,isn't it really annoying if you are in the middle is something and a fire alarm goes off?, I have thought of incorporating a snooze button just like an alarm clock ,this would give you another15 mins or so before rushing out of the building

I have invented a zillion things (doesn't everbody?)
I will give you one.

I used to flip houses, so I did a lot of construction.
I found it most annoying to have to go grab a level
many times a day.

So, I thought why not make a movable, stick/unstickable
strip (perhaps using water to level) leveler that you could
stick on items, say, a window, that everyone could see as
you leveled it. It could come from the manufacturer that
way or you could purchase them by the bushel and slap
them on, to be reused again and again ;-)

Why did I think it was going to be a handbag pop up cattle prod ?

Following

Oh, I've had this for ahile, you could buy them, in head shops
In case of emergency break glass, a little box
Mine hasn't really changed
A half ounce if fine sinusimmillia or hasjiah, 2 packets if rizla, a couple of cigs, and a lighter

Maybe even a copy of playboy please don't judege me

Cake would go off unfortunately

Thats a brilliant idea

That's a very good idea. I've spent time juggling spirit levels on ladders

You have planted the seed.
Gucci..with a bite.

MM Could be popular. you'd need to fit it with an anti theft device, such as a voice that says " help I am being stolen" over and over until you switch it off with your mobile.

I dunno, I can envision a little old lady hitting a thief
with her purse and the thief crying like a baby because
it feels more like a cattle prod ;-)

I do not know if it is a brilliant idea, but when I was at school, I always thought the teachers should have psychologist/psychiatrists evaluations before being let loose to teach children.

I also think the same should be done for all politicians, Prime Ministers, Presidents and leaders of every country.
Their bodies and voices would have to be distorted/unrecognizable and they would be examined with a crowd of incognito people.

But, everybody can be bought, so I doubt it would work.

A head dress colour scheme for women to indicate if they are free, taken, or looking, or unapproachable, so guys don't get abused by non ring wearing taken women. EG. on tiaras and fascinators and scarves and hats, with LED lighting.

flashing red for stay away - danger
red for taken
amber for not settled yet - maybe looking
green for available
flashing green for 'come and get me'.

Wouldn't life be so much easier and less traumatic for all.

Both sexes should wear them

ID cards with a high capacity chip.
(similar to the chips used in credit/debit cards)
Voting kiosks where one inserts their chipped ID and votes.
Instant background info for background checks.
Restricted access ID authorization (with a 5 digit PIN security).
ID authorization for car, home, boat (anything that currently requires keys).

Chipped Medical Cards (MedCard)
The chip has all your medical history, your insurance info and your current Rx.
Paramedics, hospitals, Dr offices and pharmacies have a reader for that chip.
(5 digit PIN security)

Single Credit/Debit Card (OneCard)
One card works multiple credit or debit accounts.
Readers ask for account to select (1 thru 20)
1 MasterCard
2 Visa
and so on.
Bio-metric authorization with the standard 4 number PIN.

Divided Highway Solar Panels
Median strips and easements high capacity solar panels to add to the local electrical grids.
I dunno, about 10 or so per mile or kilometer?

City to City Tubes
High speed mag-lev trains for freight from city to city.
Fully or partially buried.

Ramped up drone technology applied to personal transport.
Folds to a manageable suitcase sized wheeled unit.
Wear the control housing as a vest.
Controller is a wired hand held controller similar to a game controller.

Medical intranet connecting all medical related facilities to doctors and medical personnel.

Autodoc units accessed by personal med cards and connected to the medical intranet providing diagnosis, appointment scheduling bill paying.

Free electrical service up to a unit usage limit based on the dwelling and number of people.
Electrical meters which tell current usage/cost and allowing instant payment on the balance using the OneCard.

Just a few ideas have have in my head.

Some good ideas Tom, but you can jam your ID and RFID chips up your dog's date.
I don't want or need a credit card, or to be tracked everywhere I go by recognition cameras, or rice grain - sand grain sized radio reflectors / transmitters. You can by all means be chipped like a dog, but let everyone else be free.
The real dangerous people are the ones voted in to power by suckers.

Oh I agree 100%