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mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/27/19 12:33 PM
At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings? ''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Fri 12/27/19 12:46 PM
That's priceless rosie Happy New Year to you too!

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Fri 12/27/19 01:00 PM


Coldersky Joined Mon 09/30/19 Posts: 623	Fri 12/27/19 01:29 PM
Gf that was a hoot omg,,, shut up I love it I needed that after seeing my left back tire flat I'm ok now,, ️️️

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/27/19 01:45 PM
That's priceless rosie Happy New Year to you too! thank you, river I'm glad I made you laugh today

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/27/19 01:45 PM
Hi Queenie, I'm glad I made you laugh today

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/27/19 01:48 PM
Gf that was a hoot omg,,, shut up I love it I needed that after seeing my left back tire flat I'm ok now,, ️️️ Hi Coldersky, I'm glad I made you laugh today Oh sorry to hear about your flat tire, my friend

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Fri 12/27/19 01:55 PM
omg

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/27/19 02:06 PM
omg Hi eric, Phew! no peanut shells.. yay! I'm glad I made you laugh today

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 12/27/19 02:19 PM
At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings? ''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Fri 12/27/19 03:58 PM
You have been quiet all year with funny stories and now they are spilling out one after the other

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/27/19 04:10 PM
At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings? ''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL! Hi David, I'm glad I made you laugh today

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/27/19 04:14 PM
You have been quiet all year with funny stories and now they are spilling out one after the other Hi Freebird, I got myself in trouble here on Mingle2 recently so tis my way of staying out of trouble. I'm glad I made you laugh today, Freebird

Cosmic Charlie Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 1315	Fri 12/27/19 04:27 PM
Do you go like this every Christmas?

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/27/19 05:12 PM
Do you go like this every Christmas? lol just about I'm glad I made you laugh today, Cosmic Charlie

Unknow Joined Tue 10/03/06 Posts: 40454	Fri 12/27/19 05:20 PM
Another good one, Rosie!

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/27/19 05:33 PM
Another good one, Rosie! Hi Dee, I'm glad I made you laugh today

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21840	Fri 12/27/19 06:12 PM
good one Rose. Really made me giggle.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 12/27/19 06:21 PM
Brilliant

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Fri 12/27/19 11:41 PM
You have been quiet all year with funny stories and now they are spilling out one after the other Hi Freebird, I got myself in trouble here on Mingle2 recently so tis my way of staying out of trouble. I'm glad I made you laugh today, Freebird Got yourself in trouble!! I thought you were a major shareholder on here