Now I got these 9.5% Ales. I wanna share with you fellas who want one. Bars & Chit-Chat. Man I'm drunk again, but I'm looking for a sweetheart who likes to have fun, you know! Let's talk about whatever am, just so you now, I'll give you some feedback! After all this is the online bar, right? I'm one of those ulti-talented artists looking for a lady who inspires me (whoa, man, maybe that's a little extreme!). But the bar is too far to walk so I'm gonna have a seat here. Nice knowin' ya!

I like this site. I like the interface. And I'm at the bar! For all you single ladies out there, how'd you like me to compose a quick poem for you? I ain't got nothing, but I'll make a lady feel like she's in Heaven. See, I got this natural artistic thing going on here, and I want to make it special just for YOU. That's right, no one else.

Tonight I wantt to write in my intoxicated state a nice poem to make a lady feel special on here. That's right! I'm here to make you feel like a lady. That's the gentleman's job and all, you know?

Well, hello there sailor ;-)

Aye, Captain!

"As I lay my weary eyes across the open sea
My heart soon to die, my soul soon to free
In the stars so far in space beyond the setting Sun
I looked upon her gleaming face, upon the red horizon
I then fealt a tear go streaming down my cheek
I had just begun to fear there was no use to even seek
And so my aching heart died for my long, lost friend
It was then I realized, I would never see her again."

That's very deep, and rather depressing....
Do you have something a little more up-lifting?

Yeah, I do, but I'll have to think a bit before posting.