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Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Tue 10/22/19 01:52 AM
I’ve just seen Paddy in the local newsagent and one of his shoelaces was undone, so I said, “watch out you don’t trip up over your laces, Paddy.” Paddy says, “yeah, it’s these bloody instructions.” I said, “what instructions, Paddy?” Paddy says, “underneath the shoe, it says ‘Taiwan’.”

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Tue 10/22/19 02:29 AM
In Cork in May, I came across a shop that sold single shoe laces

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Tue 10/22/19 02:41 AM
Them Cork boyo's are proper tight wads.. Paddy from Cork went to the Doc’s today. and said “do you treat alcoholics”, The Dr replied, “of course we do”………Paddy said “great get your coat on, I’m feckin skint.

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I’ve just seen Paddy in the local newsagent and one of his shoelaces was undone, so I said, “watch out you don’t trip up over your laces, Paddy.” Paddy says, “yeah, it’s these bloody instructions.” I said, “what instructions, Paddy?” Paddy says, “underneath the shoe, it says ‘Taiwan’.” good one Dino

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 10/23/19 12:49 AM
I’ve just seen Paddy in the local newsagent and one of his shoelaces was undone, so I said, “watch out you don’t trip up over your laces, Paddy.” Paddy says, “yeah, it’s these bloody instructions.” I said, “what instructions, Paddy?” Paddy says, “underneath the shoe, it says ‘Taiwan’.” good one Dino

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