Two guys shipwrecked on a desert island for years, they are managing quite well fishing and hunting, one day they attract the attention of a ship by starting a smoke fire,a rowboat with the captain on comes to the Island,he explains as they are healthy , not in danger and because of the local political situation he cant simply take them back today,he can leave them some tasty supplies a phone and return in 3 days with the correct paperwork completed to take them back home, they are delighted ,one of the guys says he has missed sex more than anything else,they are left two velvet cushions with soft latex holes in, they are thankful,
The ship duly returns in three days to find one of them dead, the captain says what on earth happened ? The remaining guy says I caught him in bed with my cushion

groan

it seem i have a new peanut shell target

OMG!

that's officially sick...

Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."

LOL