Topic: Test for Dementia
Noden's photo
Fri 12/14/07 06:32 AM
Test for Dementia




DO YOU THINK NORMAL?




Subject: Test for Dementia








Test for Dementia





Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?




Let's find out just how clever you really are.






Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)











First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
























Answer: If you answered that you are first,



then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!








Try not to screw up in the next question.








To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.



Second Question:



If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


































Answer:If you answered that you are second to last,



then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:









Very tricky math!

Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.

Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?


















Scroll down for answer.




























Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:







Mary's father has five daughters:







1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.







What is the name of the fifth daughter?




















Answer:Nunu?









NO!Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again



Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.

By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


















Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?






































He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.








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csi1994's photo
Fri 12/14/07 06:56 AM
this isn't funny for those who have friends or family who are actually suffering from dementia.

no photo
Fri 12/14/07 07:17 AM
I thought that it was funny and I missed a few so I must have dementia too!!!

CrazyPalindrome's photo
Fri 12/14/07 10:44 AM

this isn't funny for those who have friends or family who are actually suffering from dementia.


I kind of agree... perhaps just "crazy" would have been a better word, as it is more generic. I do know some people who have dementia, and most of them are so in their own little world, I don't think they'd even answer the questions.

But it was still funny... I got all of them wrong except the Mary one... mostlly because I've seen that one before. I just don't think that fast!

blancalatina's photo
Fri 12/14/07 10:49 AM
My father is 87 and has Dementia. I am not taking this personally. I think we ALL have just a little sometimes....:)

uk1971's photo
Fri 12/14/07 11:27 AM
Did you ay dementia or dentures? bigsmile

paper_heart's photo
Fri 12/14/07 02:04 PM
lol ok i got all of the right except for the math one, cuz i suck at math.

paper_heart's photo
Fri 12/14/07 02:04 PM
them* haha