A cabbie picks up nun. He stares at her.

She asks him why he's staring and he says "I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."

She says; "I'll kiss you if you are a catholic and single."

The cab driver says "I'm both."

The nun says: "Pull into that alley."

The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush.

Back in the cab though, the driver starts crying.

"I lied, I'm married and Jewish" he says.

The nun says: "That's Okay, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

You have cleaned that up really well since I last heard it

PG rating on this site, we're not on Southport high street..

joke rocks.

Classic! 🤣

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