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Topic: Man joke
Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 09/18/19 03:20 AM
Crowd of guys sitting outside a bar when a woman walks past. One guy says to his mates I'd give that one! The woman over hears and turns round and says, i wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth! The guy says, who said anything about sex! I was marking you out of 10

Unknown Joined Mon 09/16/19 Posts: 242	Wed 09/18/19 03:29 AM
Are we still permitted to laugh at men jokes in 2019? Weren't those deemed sexist and taboo by the much worthy feminist social engineers? I'd be careful if I were you. #MeToo may switch from accusing you of doing something to accusing you of saying something... See you in the Courts of Public Opinion

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 09/18/19 03:49 AM
Are we still permitted to laugh at men jokes in 2019? Weren't those deemed sexist and taboo by the much worthy feminist social engineers? I'd be careful if I were you. #MeToo may switch from accusing you of doing something to accusing you of saying something... See you in the Courts of Public Opinion Yes I I think my case is next in line of the racism case that another mingler is up for

riverrd Joined Sat 09/15/18 Posts: 116	Wed 09/18/19 03:51 AM
Crowd of guys sitting outside a bar when a woman walks past. One guy says to his mates I'd give that one! The woman over hears and turns round and says, i wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth! The guy says, who said anything about sex! I was marking you out of 10 well that's it hey

Unknown Joined Mon 09/16/19 Posts: 242	Wed 09/18/19 03:56 AM
Are we still permitted to laugh at men jokes in 2019? Weren't those deemed sexist and taboo by the much worthy feminist social engineers? I'd be careful if I were you. #MeToo may switch from accusing you of doing something to accusing you of saying something... See you in the Courts of Public Opinion Yes I I think my case is next in line of the racism case that another mingler is up for My case is a long way away... they saved the best for last

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 09/18/19 04:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21mLECfpv3M Time for court..

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 09/18/19 04:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21mLECfpv3M Time for court..

nickistaken Joined Mon 06/18/18 Posts: 396	Wed 09/18/19 04:36 AM
The man reply when a woman says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth." >>>>You'd be crushed in the stampede. My sister loves to tell me about the miracle baby she heard about. It was born with a penis AND a brain!

Unknown Joined Mon 09/16/19 Posts: 242	Wed 09/18/19 04:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21mLECfpv3M Time for court..

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 09/18/19 04:38 AM
The man reply when a woman says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth." >>>>You'd be crushed in the stampede. My sister loves to tell me about the miracle baby she heard about. It was born with a penis AND a brain! Best thing about this joke is that it came from a female comedian

nickistaken Joined Mon 06/18/18 Posts: 396	Wed 09/18/19 05:00 AM
Wouldn't make a lot of sense for a male comedian to say it, I'm sure.

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 09/18/19 05:03 AM
Wouldn't make a lot of sense for a male comedian to say it, I'm sure. The op I'm saying

Unknown Joined Mon 09/16/19 Posts: 242	Wed 09/18/19 05:29 AM
The man reply when a woman says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth." >>>>You'd be crushed in the stampede. My sister loves to tell me about the miracle baby she heard about. It was born with a penis AND a brain! Best thing about this joke is that it came from a female comedian Oooh, a female comedian. Then it's okay to laugh... In fact, you MUST laugh or you're a chauvinistic pig

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 09/18/19 05:43 AM
The man reply when a woman says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth." >>>>You'd be crushed in the stampede. My sister loves to tell me about the miracle baby she heard about. It was born with a penis AND a brain! Best thing about this joke is that it came from a female comedian Oooh, a female comedian. Then it's okay to laugh... In fact, you MUST laugh or you're a chauvinistic pig

Unknown Joined Mon 09/16/19 Posts: 242	Wed 09/18/19 05:46 AM
The man reply when a woman says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth." >>>>You'd be crushed in the stampede. My sister loves to tell me about the miracle baby she heard about. It was born with a penis AND a brain! Best thing about this joke is that it came from a female comedian Oooh, a female comedian. Then it's okay to laugh... In fact, you MUST laugh or you're a chauvinistic pig Sorry, a chauvinist pink pig

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 09/18/19 05:51 AM
The man reply when a woman says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth." >>>>You'd be crushed in the stampede. My sister loves to tell me about the miracle baby she heard about. It was born with a penis AND a brain! Best thing about this joke is that it came from a female comedian Oooh, a female comedian. Then it's okay to laugh... In fact, you MUST laugh or you're a chauvinistic pig Sorry, a chauvinist pink pig Samsung have a poor selection of pigs. Whatever colour I'd of chosen someone would be offended ,at least this one doesn't have lipstick

Unknown Joined Mon 09/16/19 Posts: 242	Wed 09/18/19 01:02 PM
The man reply when a woman says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth." >>>>You'd be crushed in the stampede. My sister loves to tell me about the miracle baby she heard about. It was born with a penis AND a brain! Best thing about this joke is that it came from a female comedian Oooh, a female comedian. Then it's okay to laugh... In fact, you MUST laugh or you're a chauvinistic pig Sorry, a chauvinist pink pig Samsung have a poor selection of pigs. Whatever colour I'd of chosen someone would be offended ,at least this one doesn't have lipstick

Mrmxb Joined Tue 11/21/17 Posts: 10422	Wed 09/18/19 02:26 PM
A crazy businessman organizes a crazy contest. At the end of the contest there are great prizes. The contest looks like this: There is a lake with crocodiles in it. those who pass this lake earn 10 kg of gold. those who cannot cross the lake (so, they be prey for the crocodiles) 20 kg of gold will be given to the theirs heirs. *** As the business man in the crowd continues to speak, crowd hears that someone is being asked for help at the lake. Everyone is watcs the man in the lake with excitement. After a while the man passes through the lake. throws itself ashore. man is gasping. the man shouts, turning to the crowd: - Who pushed me into the lake? one answer from in the crowd: - I'm, your wife. /// I hope I could write

Unknown Joined Mon 09/16/19 Posts: 242	Wed 09/18/19 02:46 PM


eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Wed 09/18/19 02:49 PM
well done mxb