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Topic: Man joke
Mrmxb's photo
Wed 09/18/19 03:17 PM
Edited by Mrmxb on Wed 09/18/19 03:20 PM

laugh laugh laugh
well done mxb

rofl rofl

I was owe you a joke in the first days I joined this site.
Do you remember?
Did my owe finish?

Eric, I swear this's you.

Hi Eric waving
How are my friend?


no photo
Wed 09/18/19 03:19 PM
yes i remember and yes the debt is paid

i am good mxb
a bit tired after today
but good

Mrmxb's photo
Wed 09/18/19 03:22 PM

yes i remember and yes the debt is paid


Anymore I can sleep more comfortable.smile2 asleep asleep

🍫 KitKat 🍫's photo
Wed 09/18/19 03:46 PM

A crazy businessman organizes a crazy contest.
At the end of the contest there are great prizes.
The contest looks like this:
There is a lake with crocodiles in it. those who pass this lake earn 10 kg of gold.
those who cannot cross the lake (so, they be prey for the crocodiles) 20 kg of gold will be given to the theirs heirs.
***
As the business man in the crowd continues to speak,
crowd hears that someone is being asked for help at the lake.

Everyone is watcs the man in the lake with excitement. After a while the man passes through the lake. throws itself ashore. man is gasping.
the man shouts, turning to the crowd:
- Who pushed me into the lake?
one answer from in the crowd:
- I'm, your wife. laugh

///
I hope I could writeohwell


laugh good one mrmxbwaving

Mrmxb's photo
Thu 09/19/19 01:33 PM


A crazy businessman organizes a crazy contest.
At the end of the contest there are great prizes.
The contest looks like this:
There is a lake with crocodiles in it. those who pass this lake earn 10 kg of gold.
those who cannot cross the lake (so, they be prey for the crocodiles) 20 kg of gold will be given to the theirs heirs.
***
As the business man in the crowd continues to speak,
crowd hears that someone is being asked for help at the lake.

Everyone is watcs the man in the lake with excitement. After a while the man passes through the lake. throws itself ashore. man is gasping.
the man shouts, turning to the crowd:
- Who pushed me into the lake?
one answer from in the crowd:
- I'm, your wife. laugh

///
I hope I could writeohwell


laugh good one mrmxbwaving

yes, Kitkat. waving
It was good that the man survived,winking

🍫 KitKat 🍫's photo
Thu 09/19/19 01:52 PM



A crazy businessman organizes a crazy contest.
At the end of the contest there are great prizes.
The contest looks like this:
There is a lake with crocodiles in it. those who pass this lake earn 10 kg of gold.
those who cannot cross the lake (so, they be prey for the crocodiles) 20 kg of gold will be given to the theirs heirs.
***
As the business man in the crowd continues to speak,
crowd hears that someone is being asked for help at the lake.

Everyone is watcs the man in the lake with excitement. After a while the man passes through the lake. throws itself ashore. man is gasping.
the man shouts, turning to the crowd:
- Who pushed me into the lake?
one answer from in the crowd:
- I'm, your wife. laugh

///
I hope I could writeohwell


laugh good one mrmxbwaving

yes, Kitkat. waving
It was good that the man survived,winking



Yes
But apparently not so for his wife:wink: laugh

Mrmxb's photo
Thu 09/19/19 02:00 PM




A crazy businessman organizes a crazy contest.
At the end of the contest there are great prizes.
The contest looks like this:
There is a lake with crocodiles in it. those who pass this lake earn 10 kg of gold.
those who cannot cross the lake (so, they be prey for the crocodiles) 20 kg of gold will be given to the theirs heirs.
***
As the business man in the crowd continues to speak,
crowd hears that someone is being asked for help at the lake.

Everyone is watcs the man in the lake with excitement. After a while the man passes through the lake. throws itself ashore. man is gasping.
the man shouts, turning to the crowd:
- Who pushed me into the lake?
one answer from in the crowd:
- I'm, your wife. laugh

///
I hope I could writeohwell


laugh good one mrmxbwaving

yes, Kitkat. waving
It was good that the man survived,winking



Yes
But apparently not so for his wife:wink: laugh


Probably his wife will wait a other crazy contest,laugh laugh :wink:

🍫 KitKat 🍫's photo
Thu 09/19/19 02:02 PM
rofl
Thinking about holding a gator contest here.... any takers :wink:

Mrmxb's photo
Thu 09/19/19 02:18 PM

rofl
Thinking about holding a gator contest here.... any takers :wink:


Is there a gold award?:wink:
rofl

🍫 KitKat 🍫's photo
Thu 09/19/19 02:21 PM
Edited by 🍫 KitKat 🍫 on Thu 09/19/19 02:22 PM


rofl
Thinking about holding a gator contest here.... any takers :wink:


Is there a gold award?:wink:
rofl


laugh bring back there gator skin and meat.... platinum :wink:

Mrmxb's photo
Thu 09/26/19 01:11 PM
Edited by Mrmxb on Thu 09/26/19 01:11 PM



rofl
Thinking about holding a gator contest here.... any takers :wink:


Is there a gold award?:wink:
rofl


laugh bring back there gator skin and meat.... platinum :wink:


do you want me to enter a competition in a lake with hungry crocodiles? laugh grumble

Mrmxb's photo
Sun 09/29/19 01:17 PM
The following event is like a clause. I heard from a kurdish friend while I was in high school. and I know true-life this event / joke. I mean, it's probably true-life an incident. :thumbsup:

Where the event occurred:
It is one of the Kurdish villages in the middle of Anatolia that connects Europe and Asia. and a village close to where I was born. smile2

Two young people of two families are engaged in this village which is engaged in agriculture and animal husbandry.
Shy youngs are met in a house to get to know each other better by their families .


Teenagers are shyblushing , man are more shy blushingblushing blushing .
Young people have remained in private for a very long time. but there is no conversation between them. girl expects first word from boy. the boy cannot lift his crimson head up. girl wants first a boy's speech. the first word awaits from boy. The boy is aware of the passing time. because time works against them. He still can't lift his crimson head. the boy is aware that the entire burden is on his shoulders. this thought makes him even more excited. And time passes again. the girl 's eyes seek the words to be poured from the boy' s lips.

Sometime, yes sometime, the boy gathers all his courage and raises his red head like the "shake" movement in the "Weightlifting" sport. that gives him some encouragement. then he lifts his red-head fully and asks again in a movement like the "breakout" movement in the "Weightlifting" sport;
- male: do your geese lay eggs? slaphead smile2

The girl is confused, she has had a cute jolt, she has a sympathetic excitement. because the first word that came was very different and he did not expect it. because the first sentence was about goose and eggs. the girl quickly recovers, regains her courage and responds confidently in a short time:
- Girl: Yes, yes, our geese are laying eggs. Does your geese lay eggs too?:wink:

boy's excitement has not yet passed. but now he has a little more courage. After waiting for a while, he starts talking again:
- Yes, our geese are laying eggs.smile2
and the boy continues with a question;
- male: do your chickens lay eggs?smile2

***

this story is told untill here. and the young people started talking after this chicken question. no need to tell the rest of the story. I guess it's not hard to guess ... :wink:

(The tradition of bringing these young people together is still continuing. This tradition has disappeared among faculty and city residents.)

I hope I could write ...
hopefully understandable ...
slaphead
waving

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Tue 03/29/22 12:38 AM
Crowd of guys sitting outside a bar when a woman walks past.
One guy says to his mates
I'd give that one!
The woman over hears and turns round and says, i wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!
The guy says, who said anything about sex!
I was marking you out of 10 :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

:grin::grin::grin:

Here we go again :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::champagne:

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