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Edited by
Mrmxb
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well done mxb I was owe you a joke in the first days I joined this site. Do you remember? Did my owe finish? Eric, I swear this's you. Hi Eric How are my friend? |
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yes i remember and yes the debt is paid
i am good mxb a bit tired after today but good |
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yes i remember and yes the debt is paid Anymore I can sleep more comfortable. |
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A crazy businessman organizes a crazy contest. At the end of the contest there are great prizes. The contest looks like this: There is a lake with crocodiles in it. those who pass this lake earn 10 kg of gold. those who cannot cross the lake (so, they be prey for the crocodiles) 20 kg of gold will be given to the theirs heirs. *** As the business man in the crowd continues to speak, crowd hears that someone is being asked for help at the lake. Everyone is watcs the man in the lake with excitement. After a while the man passes through the lake. throws itself ashore. man is gasping. the man shouts, turning to the crowd: - Who pushed me into the lake? one answer from in the crowd: - I'm, your wife. /// I hope I could write good one mrmxb |
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A crazy businessman organizes a crazy contest. At the end of the contest there are great prizes. The contest looks like this: There is a lake with crocodiles in it. those who pass this lake earn 10 kg of gold. those who cannot cross the lake (so, they be prey for the crocodiles) 20 kg of gold will be given to the theirs heirs. *** As the business man in the crowd continues to speak, crowd hears that someone is being asked for help at the lake. Everyone is watcs the man in the lake with excitement. After a while the man passes through the lake. throws itself ashore. man is gasping. the man shouts, turning to the crowd: - Who pushed me into the lake? one answer from in the crowd: - I'm, your wife. /// I hope I could write good one mrmxb yes, Kitkat. It was good that the man survived, |
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A crazy businessman organizes a crazy contest. At the end of the contest there are great prizes. The contest looks like this: There is a lake with crocodiles in it. those who pass this lake earn 10 kg of gold. those who cannot cross the lake (so, they be prey for the crocodiles) 20 kg of gold will be given to the theirs heirs. *** As the business man in the crowd continues to speak, crowd hears that someone is being asked for help at the lake. Everyone is watcs the man in the lake with excitement. After a while the man passes through the lake. throws itself ashore. man is gasping. the man shouts, turning to the crowd: - Who pushed me into the lake? one answer from in the crowd: - I'm, your wife. /// I hope I could write good one mrmxb yes, Kitkat. It was good that the man survived, Yes But apparently not so for his wife |
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A crazy businessman organizes a crazy contest. At the end of the contest there are great prizes. The contest looks like this: There is a lake with crocodiles in it. those who pass this lake earn 10 kg of gold. those who cannot cross the lake (so, they be prey for the crocodiles) 20 kg of gold will be given to the theirs heirs. *** As the business man in the crowd continues to speak, crowd hears that someone is being asked for help at the lake. Everyone is watcs the man in the lake with excitement. After a while the man passes through the lake. throws itself ashore. man is gasping. the man shouts, turning to the crowd: - Who pushed me into the lake? one answer from in the crowd: - I'm, your wife. /// I hope I could write good one mrmxb yes, Kitkat. It was good that the man survived, Yes But apparently not so for his wife Probably his wife will wait a other crazy contest, |
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Thinking about holding a gator contest here.... any takers |
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Thinking about holding a gator contest here.... any takers Is there a gold award? |
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Edited by
🍫 KitKat 🍫
on
Thu 09/19/19 02:22 PM
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Thinking about holding a gator contest here.... any takers Is there a gold award? bring back there gator skin and meat.... platinum |
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Edited by
Mrmxb
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Thu 09/26/19 01:11 PM
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Thinking about holding a gator contest here.... any takers Is there a gold award? bring back there gator skin and meat.... platinum do you want me to enter a competition in a lake with hungry crocodiles? |
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The following event is like a clause. I heard from a kurdish friend while I was in high school. and I know true-life this event / joke. I mean, it's probably true-life an incident.
Where the event occurred: It is one of the Kurdish villages in the middle of Anatolia that connects Europe and Asia. and a village close to where I was born. Two young people of two families are engaged in this village which is engaged in agriculture and animal husbandry. Shy youngs are met in a house to get to know each other better by their families . Teenagers are shy , man are more shy . Young people have remained in private for a very long time. but there is no conversation between them. girl expects first word from boy. the boy cannot lift his crimson head up. girl wants first a boy's speech. the first word awaits from boy. The boy is aware of the passing time. because time works against them. He still can't lift his crimson head. the boy is aware that the entire burden is on his shoulders. this thought makes him even more excited. And time passes again. the girl 's eyes seek the words to be poured from the boy' s lips. Sometime, yes sometime, the boy gathers all his courage and raises his red head like the "shake" movement in the "Weightlifting" sport. that gives him some encouragement. then he lifts his red-head fully and asks again in a movement like the "breakout" movement in the "Weightlifting" sport; - male: do your geese lay eggs? The girl is confused, she has had a cute jolt, she has a sympathetic excitement. because the first word that came was very different and he did not expect it. because the first sentence was about goose and eggs. the girl quickly recovers, regains her courage and responds confidently in a short time: - Girl: Yes, yes, our geese are laying eggs. Does your geese lay eggs too? boy's excitement has not yet passed. but now he has a little more courage. After waiting for a while, he starts talking again: - Yes, our geese are laying eggs. and the boy continues with a question; - male: do your chickens lay eggs? *** this story is told untill here. and the young people started talking after this chicken question. no need to tell the rest of the story. I guess it's not hard to guess ... (The tradition of bringing these young people together is still continuing. This tradition has disappeared among faculty and city residents.) I hope I could write ... hopefully understandable ... |
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Crowd of guys sitting outside a bar when a woman walks past.
One guy says to his mates I'd give that one! The woman over hears and turns round and says, i wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth! The guy says, who said anything about sex! I was marking you out of 10 Here we go again |
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