Topic: Help Win A Bet
Differentkindofwench's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:17 PM


Ok So now I need some of you very smart people to help me create the bet. Something like Ill bet you $100 against me doing your laundry for the 1st 1 million years of the afterlife.


Something like that.


As far as if I would be alive or not to collect in 30 years all proceeds could go to my decedents.


Ahhh, rabbit, generous to a fault laugh laugh

yzrabbit1's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:18 PM

I know spider this is the way all the people who are sure that there is a close end always get out of putting their money were there mouth is. Someone smarter then me should be able to figure a way around this.

Abracadabra's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:23 PM

As far as if I would be alive or not to collect in 30 years all proceeds could go to my decedents.


That's the way to do it. bigsmile

The only problem is that the decedents of the nay Sayers would need to pay the losing end of the bet. Those decedents would just renounce their ancient relatives as having been delusional and refuse to pay for bets they didn’t make and wouldn’t condone. laugh

The people who think the world is coming to an end are already losing. They are losing their lives worrying about absurdities instead of appreciating reality for what it is.

So the bets were already cast in the cosmos. People who are delusional pay for being delusional by missing out on the beauty of reality. They live in little fictitious boxes of predetermined delusions. They miss out on the real show. :wink:

yzrabbit1's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:28 PM

I know but thats why I need the words for this bet. So I can immediately stop there nonsense words and bring them back to reality. If you really think this will happen then lets bet right now. It will make it so much easier to live through that ridiculous waste of time "THE END OF THE WORLD" speech is.

s1owhand's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:31 PM
Edited by s1owhand on Thu 12/13/07 01:32 PM


I am so bothered by the recurrence of the people claiming we are at the end times. "The signs are everywhere". That is bunk. Don't they realize people have said the exact same thing for thousands of years.

Heres what I need. I know the earth will be here for eon's and eon's people will be here for many thousands of years. I want a way to make a wager with these nuts. Can anyone figure out a way to make bet based on these two belief's. I will bet that we will be here for the next 10,20,30 years the end of times person will say no it is ending soon.


...just before the massive meteor hit!! drinker

Redykeulous's photo
Thu 12/13/07 02:38 PM
Here I am - the Bookie with the bookety beat.

Place your bets here, with me.

Just send me your name address mobile phone number, social security number, where you work, date of birth and a copy of legal ID with picture.

Tell me what part of this action you want and include your money order or credit card number, with the $ you want dedected (include exp. date & three digit code from the back).

I will 'hold' all funds until the specified date at which time I will use all the above information to track down all the
winners.

For this service I will not charge a fee, I will, however, subtract all the costs of locating all the winners from the winnings.

If the world ends between now and the specified date, all claims must be taken to a 'higher' judge! :wink:

ANY TAKERS?

Truth is rabbit - all ya gots ta do, is set up a trust fund.
Of course the fees may be prohibitive, mine are zero.

laugh laugh laugh

Milesoftheusa's photo
Thu 12/13/07 03:29 PM
oh come on now abra-ca-dabra thats not delusional. shut your names sake is a wishing well.. see ya..Miles

feralcatlady's photo
Thu 12/13/07 04:24 PM
We will see

yzrabbit1's photo
Thu 12/13/07 04:28 PM

What will we see feral? wanna take my bet?

no photo
Thu 12/13/07 04:35 PM
the end will come ..when it comes ..but since were on the subject ..since they say they can predict the end..you think they would predict the next powerball numbers for me...that should be easier....smokin

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Thu 12/13/07 08:00 PM


Ok So now I need some of you very smart people to help me create the bet. Something like Ill bet you $100 against me doing your laundry for the 1st 1 million years of the afterlife.


Something like that.


As far as if I would be alive or not to collect in 30 years all proceeds could go to my decedents.


I think you should be making your money in futrue-telling your seem to have some good skills, "knowing" and all.

Tasslehofff's photo
Thu 12/13/07 08:13 PM
OK Being from Las Vegas I believe I'm somewhat qualified to make the odds for the human race here.My thoughts are 10 to 1 againest. Reasons : We have nuclear capablities.And every country wants one.M.A.D. Mutually Assured Destruction. 2. Humans are more animals then we want to admit. Survival of the Fittest.This is causing the Earth to get rid of excess population(ie: AIDS,Natural Disasters,Famine,drought,etc)3. And I heard somewhere recently that human are the only species that destroy for fun,and use resources simply because we can.4 Everything that has ever lived has died.Sometimes it takes longer.5. The sun is supposed to go supernova (or something like that) in 10,000 years.Once that happens, End of the World,regardless of any God personages.And for us...We have a lot of capabilities when really backed into a corner.Hence it's not higher.So even if we move to a different planet.There will be an End of the World (Earth) someday.

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Thu 12/13/07 08:20 PM
my hats off to you, very well said in a worldly mind-set.

yzrabbit1's photo
Thu 12/13/07 08:39 PM
Edited by yzrabbit1 on Thu 12/13/07 08:40 PM
you were close on the sun thing except its more like 5 Billion Years to expand past earth. So I got time. Even If I lose I will be done with the laundry side by 4.9 billion years.


Im surprised my scientific friends are nervous about other events blanking the earth. I think someone will live through these bad events from outer space. Just like when the dinosaurs went after the K-T Impact that caused Chicxulub crater in Yucatan, Mexico. There was still life that made it through. So I will make the bet in Gold. Gold is always good no matter how ruined the society is.

no photo
Thu 12/13/07 08:43 PM
well jesus comes back to rule for a thousand years so this world isnt ending anytime soon, if some people would just read that little book they call a bible

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Thu 12/13/07 08:47 PM

you were close on the sun thing except its more like 5 Billion Years to expand past earth. So I got time. Even If I lose I will be done with the laundry side by 4.9 billion years.


Im surprised my scientific friends are nervous about other events blanking the earth. I think someone will live through these bad events from outer space. Just like when the dinosaurs went after the K-T Impact that caused Chicxulub crater in Yucatan, Mexico. There was still life that made it through. So I will make the bet in Gold. Gold is always good no matter how ruined the society is.


im telling you youll make alot more money future telling, you know alot of important details =)

yzrabbit1's photo
Thu 12/13/07 08:56 PM
Edited by yzrabbit1 on Thu 12/13/07 08:57 PM
Like I said the earth is Billions of years old. It will be here for Billions more. I just want the people who claim the end times are here now to step up to the plate. Have faith in your convictions and put a little money on it. I say we are not in the end times. I would even go so far as to say that we may live it the most glorious times the earth has ever seen. Control on many disease, elimination of some terrible ones, instant communication, the ability to carry an orchestra in your pocket. We are in glorious times indeed.

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Thu 12/13/07 08:58 PM
Rabbit you are fighting a pointless battle you are trying to get people to bet on somthing God goes against, Future-telling. No christian knows.... yet shows in Revelations what has already happened and applies it to life.. Invest some time in the scriptuals with your mind open youll find somthing to talk about that has validity.

yzrabbit1's photo
Thu 12/13/07 10:36 PM
Edited by yzrabbit1 on Thu 12/13/07 10:37 PM
OH Kalamazoo I wish your words would be forced upon every person that says they are a Christian. I would never have to hear another one tell me the end is near. On that day I could almost believe in God.

Milesoftheusa's photo
Thu 12/13/07 10:41 PM
ok wabbit i bet 6 bits..shalom..Miles