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Dave the English guy, jock the scotsman and paddy the Irishman all worked on a construction site. At lunch they all sat down. Getting out there sandwiches Dave said, ham again!if it's ham tomorrow I'm jumping off the roof. Jock says, cheese again. If it's cheese tomorrow I'll do the same. Paddy says, eggs again. If it's eggs tomorrow I'll end it to.
Lunchtime the next day, sure enough Dave gets ham sandwiches and jumps off to his death. Jock opened his and the same, ham again so he jumped to a sticky end. Paddy opened his and, you guessed it. Eggs so he jumped to his death. At the funeral the wives, all upset were chatting. Dave's wife said if i knew he didn't like ham I'd of made him something else. Jocks wife said the same. Paddy's wife turned and said, i don't understand why paddy jumped, he made his own lunch. |
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Knew it was comin..
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Funny enough a guy from Derry told me that years ago |
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Cracker, if we can't laugh at ourselves, think I knew Paddy he was from Derry alright..
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Cracker, if we can't laugh at ourselves, think I knew Paddy he was from Derry alright.. Definitely. I'm sure there are plenty that turn the tables on English and Scottish |
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Cracker, if we can't laugh at ourselves, think I knew Paddy he was from Derry alright.. Definitely. I'm sure there are plenty that turn the tables on English and Scottish Always lol You should know this one, What do you call an Irish sniper? |
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Hihi, I liked it :)
Over here Paddy would've been Belgian. So how bout this sniper? |
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Hihi, I liked it :) Over here Paddy would've been Belgian. So how bout this sniper? Sniper? |
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Hihi, I liked it :) Over here Paddy would've been Belgian. So how bout this sniper? Sniper? From Dino ===> "Always lol You should know this one, What do you call an Irish sniper?" |
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Hihi, I liked it :) Over here Paddy would've been Belgian. So how bout this sniper? Sniper? From Dino ===> "Always lol You should know this one, What do you call an Irish sniper?" Eamon.. And another, what do you call an Englishman with a car on his head? |
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I don't know, what do you call an Irish sniper?
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Hihi, I liked it :) Over here Paddy would've been Belgian. So how bout this sniper? From Vlaanderen or Wallonia? |
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I don't know, what do you call an Irish sniper? That was.. Eamon |
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I'm waiting for Dino to break it to us. I haven't the foggiest, hihi
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I'm waiting for Dino to break it to us. I haven't the foggiest, hihi Jack of course, I'm not giving up my day job.. |
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What do you call a dog with no ears? |
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