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Does your blow up Doll swallow?
  
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And #1: you knew it was coming. You waited long and hard for it. Here it is! "where are all the/why can't I find a good/smart/kind/gentle/hot/respectful/considerate/wonderful/intellegent man out there. DUH NOOBIES!! Because you're too smart to find them in the previous threads on the same subject over and over and over! Made my day dude 
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do you have milk? (i manage a dairy department),
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Can you give me legal advice? Dude, I'm not a lawyer yet!
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long haird biker you are cracking me the hell up!
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hey!.....how's it going?.....(like do you really want to take the time to listen, if i told you)..especially, since i don't know who the hell you are??
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Do you know how fast you were going?
No, ossnifer, but I was really trying to see if this Yugo could hit 120! How'd I do? 
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at least once a week from work. "are you on some kind of internship from h.s.?" NO dumbass i've been doing this for 10 years!
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"is that a tattoo of a snake on your arm?" no its a tribal. "oh,........whats a tribal"
wants to smack the hell out of every moron that asks me that. 
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Why is there a farm animal in your bedroom and what's with the thumb clamps?
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would you please tell your naked mole rat to stop humping my leg! LOL
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Why is it called "doggie-style"? Why not tiger, antelope, or naked mole rat style? |
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LMAO!! beach farmer. i think for it to be technically naked mole rat style there has to be some ankle nibbling going on! lol
personally i wouldnt mind gettin it on piggie style. they orgasm for 30 mins ya know! |
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Where's Kermit when you need him, eh? |
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LMAO!! beach farmer. i think for it to be technically naked mole rat style there has to be some ankle nibbling going on! lol personally i wouldnt mind gettin it on piggie style. they orgasm for 30 mins ya know!
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id like to suck on those
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ya kermie's got it good. cus you know miss piggy got the t&a goin on. lol
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With 30 min orgasms, I bet there'd be many more songs about rainbows.
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"where do you live?"
i usually say earth, welcome :D c'mon, actually LOOK at the profile for a change :| |
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i love that ellgee i'm totally gonna steal it.
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