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If you are going to be a criminal, then don't eat beans.
From news station WCYB in Bristol, Virginia: "Police in Liberty, Missouri, were able to 'sniff out' a hiding suspect after authorities say the suspect passed gas so loudly, it gave away their hiding spot." |
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I summarily, and categorically deny,
having ever been to Liberty, Missouri. 
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That reminded me of the guy running from cops at night wearing sneakers that flashed with every step. He didn't elude them either.
Did he go quietly, or did they need ear plugs ? |
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I summarily, and categorically deny, having ever been to Liberty, Missouri.
Me neither. (Belch.) |
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the late comedian John Pinette talked about the time he passed gas "so daintily" in a taxi...when he regained consciousness, the taxi had hit a pole, the driver was slumped behind the wheel, the windows were blown out, and the other passengers were gasping for air...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Or a couple guys that robbed my credit union branch. Odd thing, I walked out as they walked in. Anyhoo, The dopes did, then ran out the door, in new fallen snow. Local police just followed their footprints to the thieves house.
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