how do u know a blonde has been on the compter



thers white out on the screan

how do u know anther blonde has been on the compter theres writing on the white out

2 blondes .... 1 is out in the middle of a field , rowing a boat ,
the other sees her from a distance .... and yells ...
"Ya know , its blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name , .... and if i could swim ..... id kick your arse .


BTW ...
Hey babycakes_nicegirl ,
are you one of those blondes ?

grammer, spelling , punctuation , .... its called using words in a sentence . what "collage" do you go to ?

DE VRY I TAKE MY CLASSES ONLINE

A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.”
“What do you mean?” said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe. “Ow, even THAT hurts.”
The doctor asked the woman, “Are you a natural blond?”
“Why yes,” she said.
“I thought so,” said the doctor… “You have a sprained finger.”



A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
“Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
“If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
“If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”

Damnit.. who let the 12 y/o near a computer?

Know how to get a blonde angry?
More blonde jokes with big words.
Or take away that one's liquor.

haha. FTW.

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,

"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

Here's a redhead joke for yah...
What do you a natural redhead?......Clown *****.

Here's another one for you.....
What do you call a person too easily offended with no sense of humor......THIS blonde!!!!

Just to add....blonde's are not the sexiest women any more...ask any guy who the sexiest women out there are and they are like too answer Jessica Alba...Catherine Zeta Jones...Salma hayek....

All brunettes sweetheart

got a kick out of this forum!!!!!!I love being blonde it costs me three dollars a month for the hair dye!!! long live the blonde jokes!!hell they are just jokes that is why we are here!

OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!

hmm it's always the fake blondes that give us natuaral blondes a bad rep.

oh well the jokes are still funny

A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and Santa Claus fall off the empire state building at exactly the same time.

Which one hits the ground first?

The dumb blonde does because the other two don't exist.

No need to get all bent out of shape about the blonde jokes, after all, they are just that ...jokes

If you are comfortable in your own skin,... and hair..it won't bother you...

Besides, some of them are funny as Hell!!!