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Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9
Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 12/09/19 04:35 PM
Wonder why he's here since I'm so scary... and see if he'd like some coffee

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 12/09/19 04:49 PM
Hey, I'm here because it is my bed. Anyway, to answer the question, I'd accept the coffee.

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 12/09/19 05:06 PM
Since he's staying for coffee, I'll make him breakfast too.... no cats though

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Mon 12/09/19 05:18 PM
Pour ice cold water on her.

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 12/09/19 05:23 PM Edited by Unknow on Mon 12/09/19 05:24 PM
Tell him thank you, for the ice cold water

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Mon 12/09/19 05:27 PM
Ask her how she made the ice melt so fast

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 12/09/19 05:31 PM
Tell him either the heater malfunctioned or it was the dream I was having

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Mon 12/09/19 06:32 PM
Tip toes to get the shaving cream and a feather.....

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Mon 12/09/19 06:47 PM
Give her a plastic sheet to cover the bed because of the shaving cream

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Tue 12/10/19 11:31 AM
Give him a make over while he sleeps!

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 12/10/19 11:40 AM
Tell her that that a make over won't change me.....it's been tried before and failed to change anything.

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Wed 12/11/19 02:39 PM
Ask him to scoot over...

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Wed 12/11/19 05:52 PM
Turn off the lights and let her sleep with Smartazz while I head to the guest room...

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Thu 12/12/19 04:30 AM
Slowly pull the covers back and slip in beside him. Then sleep like a baby

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Thu 12/12/19 03:43 PM
Give her a Teddy bear to cuddle with

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 12/12/19 04:01 PM Edited by darkowl1 on Thu 12/12/19 04:03 PM
Well, he just needed some sleep, I'd give him a High five and tell him how resourceful he was to pick the lock system and miss the guillotine window to keep from freezing to death outside, and to just use the couch next time, and I'll help his poor car with triple A.

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Thu 12/12/19 04:35 PM
Quietly and strategically place Legos all around the bed and wait for him to wake up to use the potty. :-)

Coldersky Joined Mon 09/30/19 Posts: 623	Thu 12/12/19 04:44 PM
Ok mr wizard I dont think I'll every find anyone out here alls I get is African scammers I've given up,

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 12/12/19 04:44 PM Edited by darkowl1 on Thu 12/12/19 04:45 PM
I'd gather up the legos and play with them in the potty, while she finishes sleeping... and ask how she got in and.... where did those legos come from? they rock! it's been over 50 years, thanks for the holiday fun!

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Thu 12/12/19 04:57 PM
Wake him up and ask him if he wants to watch "a Charlie Brown Christmas"? Christmas Snacks and matching Christmas pajamas included!