Topic: Just when.... | |
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does a jacket become a coat?
And why are there rain coats but no rain jackets? |
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Yeah!
And...why do they sell hiking boots at a shoe store? |
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Hey, wouldn't it suck if oyster crackers came individually wrapped?
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i have wondered when does a "used car" become a "pre-owned" vehicle...
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does a jacket become a coat? Maybe once it's too big for a potato? |
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Why do they take your shoe laces in jail so you don't hang your self when they take your shoes anyway?
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Just when...
It hit me Someone turned around And shouted Play that funky music white boy Yeah... Why does that, still get airplay? |
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This is according to the internet and the internet is never wrong:
Jackets are a hip- or waist-length garment used as a covering over clothes. A coat is warm piece of clothing that is thigh- or knee- length, and is worn in cold weather. |
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Just when.... does a jacket become a coat?
It doesn't. They're two separate things. It's not like if a jacket eats all it's vegetables and gets good grades it can someday become a coat. And why are there rain coats but no rain jackets?
Because you would look like you wet your pants all the time as your pants get wet and the runoff from the jacket soaks into the top of your pants. Do you know when a jacket becomes a wind breaker instead of a flatulent uncle? |
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Edited by
JOHNN111
on
Fri 02/15/19 05:36 PM
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A good SportCoat covers all the angles
Edit Unless it's really windy sideways rainy day, a good trenchcoat would be my suggestion. those oilskin ones, yes the oilskin trenchcoat. |
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Just when.... does a jacket become a coat?
It doesn't. They're two separate things. It's not like if a jacket eats all it's vegetables and gets good grades it can someday become a coat. And why are there rain coats but no rain jackets?
Because you would look like you wet your pants all the time as your pants get wet and the runoff from the jacket soaks into the top of your pants. Do you know when a jacket becomes a wind breaker instead of a flatulent uncle? |
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