I usually start off by coming up behind them tapping them on the shoulder and saying... Excuse Me Miss but does this cloth smell like chloroform to you..lol..jk wink

Oh, a one liner man, I can dig it.

OMG! Can you help me?
My 90 year old dad just pooped all over EVERYTHING.
Quick, come with me.
I need HELP cleaning it up!
Save My life, PLEASE, HELP ME!

Walk up to her and say:
Do you know what it looks like to see a grown man pound a 6 inch spike thru a 2x4 with his penis?
(Real Genius 1985)
It helps to have a 2x4 and a six inch spike as a visual prop.

hello areeb ., what exactly do you like about her ??? How well do you know her ??? Do you have friends in common. . ?? Do you socialise together already ??? There are lots of ways to start a conversation .. do not feel intimated by the situation or put yourself under pressure . . You do not have to say something amazing or witty .. just be respectful and give her your attention ...smile .. make eye contact and ask her if she is enjoying her day ., if she is responsive that should lead to further conversation . It is about getting to know each other . Wish you the best of luck

I would ask if you have a different sign for every day of the week.

You're asking me ? . Im single dammit how should i know ?
All i know is grabbing them by the nipps gets them talking
But you wont be able to hear a darn thing they are saying from the ringing in your ears as a result from the slap "YOU WILL RECEIVE"