This young couple was to get married but they both had a very bad flaw. She had real bad breath. So one day she asked her mom, "Mom, what should I do? I don't want my future husband to know that I have karate chopping breath." It's real simple, her mother replied. Whenever he asks or tells you something just reply with a simple "mhm". Her future husband asked his dad, "Dad, what can I do so my future wife doesn't find out that I have smelly feet?" The dad said, "Very simple, just take off your socks when you are going to take a shower". The wedding day comes and they go to their honeymoon. When they wake up the following morning he notices that his left sock was missing. So he wakes her up and asks her, "Honey, have you seen my sock?" She said "no." Then he jumps out of the bed and replies, "You ate it"

wtf?

Didn't see that coming

lol oh god

u r right brian they did not see