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Just wondering why you don't just want a man who will be honest and loyal to you?

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems", Linda told her friend. "That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist", said Linda. "Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!", responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"

Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again. "So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?", Mary asked. "Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"

With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said. "But doctor," Mary complained, "you did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?" "Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of cheerios..."

agreed.....hopefully some people in prison do to him what he did to the dogs......maybe that'll change his views on things...

Peta my arse..................

He got what he deserved...
I really hate people who abuse animals...

His sentence depends on a sentencing guideline grid...as is everybody else that goes through the system. If he gets more than someone who committs manslaughter, maybe that means he had some counts against him from the past.....And hey, here's an idea....Maybe he shouldn't have been doing something that stupid in the first place. He knew it was illegal and was stupid enough to do it anyway......Let him go to prison.

JEZZZZZZ!!! Get off your frickin soap box & go read down in sports. over a week ago.

&&& Poor Vick's being drug threw the mud!!! aaawwww!!
at least they didn't drop a hot wire in there while doing it!!!

pppffftttt!!!!

Where's the frickin delete button!!!

now why would you take the stance "this guy did worse and got less" thats just dumb. if your gonna get mad at something get made that the guy killed someone and DIDN'T GET MORE. laws should be enforced with a standard for everyone, "well you got tons of money and your famous so we'll give you a little slap on the wrist then every so often just to make it look like we're fair we'll run one celebrity threw the ringer just to make an example". i think he got pretty close to what is stated by the law, now if they can manage to do that on the rest of them then maybe we'de make progress.

i'm sorry but that's not right and not fair that he is been drug trough the mud and everything else just for dogs. I believe wat he did was wrong but people get less time for killing people it ain't right not to mention that there are people that profit from this (PETA) but take leonard little for example (linebacker St. Louis Rams) he was convicted of vehicular manslaughter he killed a WOMAN driving drunk he is still playing football today and got less then 23 nths. dats a bunch of bull it ain't right and definitly not fair. I think after everything this man has done and taken responsibility he should have gotten less then tha otha 2.